Mike Suszek
@mikesuszek.bsky.social
By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot
If you’re worried in the future that your children will get a horrifying disease at school from an unvaxxed kid, have no fear! The GOP wants to do away with school anyway and put kids to work, so you only need to worry about what they get in the mines.
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
If you’re worried in the future that your children will get a horrifying disease at school from an unvaxxed kid, have no fear! The GOP wants to do away with school anyway and put kids to work, so you only need to worry about what they get in the mines.
It’s 1/2 and I already failed my new years resolution (sword swallowing)
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It’s 1/2 and I already failed my new years resolution (sword swallowing)
Damn. I think that was a borderline perfect finale for Stranger Things. Really beautifully done.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Damn. I think that was a borderline perfect finale for Stranger Things. Really beautifully done.
God I hope Charlie Kirk is a ghost and watching all this
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
God I hope Charlie Kirk is a ghost and watching all this
I love that every time Samus happens across a new suit she’s fortunate to look cool as shit. You’d think she’d eventually come across one that looks dumb as hell and be like “oh… you know what I don’t need that power a whole lot”
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I love that every time Samus happens across a new suit she’s fortunate to look cool as shit. You’d think she’d eventually come across one that looks dumb as hell and be like “oh… you know what I don’t need that power a whole lot”
Lifeguards are just waterpark referees
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lifeguards are just waterpark referees
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance & conscientious stupidity -MLK
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
I don’t even buy drink coasters anymore -Guy who got a 3d printer
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
I don’t even buy drink coasters anymore -Guy who got a 3d printer
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance & conscientious stupidity -MLK
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
I don’t even buy drink coasters anymore -Guy who got a 3d printer
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
I don’t even buy drink coasters anymore -Guy who got a 3d printer
If I were in Passengers I would also wake Jennifer Lawrence up, so I could tell her I loved her in Passengers
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I were in Passengers I would also wake Jennifer Lawrence up, so I could tell her I loved her in Passengers
Imagine we’re all grossed out by vecna’s mouth hoses but it actually tastes like chocolate and peanut butter
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Imagine we’re all grossed out by vecna’s mouth hoses but it actually tastes like chocolate and peanut butter
I’m only like two hours into Metroid Prime 4, but I need to know if you get to kill MacKenzie
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m only like two hours into Metroid Prime 4, but I need to know if you get to kill MacKenzie
Searching Craigslist and FB marketplace for who hash and all I see is “ISO,” hate to say this guy got us all folks
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Searching Craigslist and FB marketplace for who hash and all I see is “ISO,” hate to say this guy got us all folks
Time to ignore family
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Time to ignore family
The average American is only two or three missed paychecks away from becoming a right wing grifter
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The average American is only two or three missed paychecks away from becoming a right wing grifter
The grinch: legendary hater. “You guys are too loud once a year, I’m stealing all your shit.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The grinch: legendary hater. “You guys are too loud once a year, I’m stealing all your shit.”
Not gonna lie, I don’t much care about earthly justice at this point
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not gonna lie, I don’t much care about earthly justice at this point
Been waiting MONTHS for this drop, I hate bots and resellers
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Been waiting MONTHS for this drop, I hate bots and resellers
How I set my alarm last night
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How I set my alarm last night
I don’t like generative AI because I’m smarter and more talented than people who do, and if this applies to you too, you are also smarter and more talented than those people
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don’t like generative AI because I’m smarter and more talented than people who do, and if this applies to you too, you are also smarter and more talented than those people
4yo: dad the grinch is on you
Me: what’s he going to steal next buddy
4yo, running his grinch toy up my leg: he’s taKING YOUR BONES, FROM YOUR BODY
Me: what’s he going to steal next buddy
4yo, running his grinch toy up my leg: he’s taKING YOUR BONES, FROM YOUR BODY
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
4yo: dad the grinch is on you
Me: what’s he going to steal next buddy
4yo, running his grinch toy up my leg: he’s taKING YOUR BONES, FROM YOUR BODY
Me: what’s he going to steal next buddy
4yo, running his grinch toy up my leg: he’s taKING YOUR BONES, FROM YOUR BODY
Look if you’re going to coerce the president to sign just about anything you put in front of him, you have to slip a few giant novelty checks in there every once in a while
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Look if you’re going to coerce the president to sign just about anything you put in front of him, you have to slip a few giant novelty checks in there every once in a while
My favorite thing, as a dad whose kid is in this dance program, is getting here early enough to hold seats for family members who will be here at the last second and so I can collect foulest glares from people who are astonished others who use chairs exist
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My favorite thing, as a dad whose kid is in this dance program, is getting here early enough to hold seats for family members who will be here at the last second and so I can collect foulest glares from people who are astonished others who use chairs exist
Stumbling on the trigger word your kindergartener’s teacher uses to make all the kids stop in their tracks and listen/clean up is like learning the activation code for a sleeper agent, oh how I’ll wield this power
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Stumbling on the trigger word your kindergartener’s teacher uses to make all the kids stop in their tracks and listen/clean up is like learning the activation code for a sleeper agent, oh how I’ll wield this power
Will they let us bring a Switch or a Steam Deck to the work camps, or does it have to be something that’s not Internet accessible? Would something with a bunch of emulators be okay?
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Will they let us bring a Switch or a Steam Deck to the work camps, or does it have to be something that’s not Internet accessible? Would something with a bunch of emulators be okay?