Mike Suszek
@mikesuszek.bsky.social
By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot
After shooting myself in the foot, I turn to watch the audience to catch their reaction to what I’ll do next, something they suspect least of all (shooting myself in the other foot)
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
After shooting myself in the foot, I turn to watch the audience to catch their reaction to what I’ll do next, something they suspect least of all (shooting myself in the other foot)
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*Alice in chains voice*
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*Alice in chains voice*
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
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I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”
New — While some states have received SNAP benefits for November and USDA is supposedly pushing through all federal payments soon, that doesn’t erase the psychological terror of the last few weeks.
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”
What is this, the num-num-berg trial
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What is this, the num-num-berg trial
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
Reposted by Mike Suszek
It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
Why is Facebook serving me vape ads
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why is Facebook serving me vape ads
As far as I’m concerned, Dick Cheney was already dead
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
As far as I’m concerned, Dick Cheney was already dead
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social thought you should see this
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social thought you should see this
Inventing a new trolley problem except it’s a several meteors and earth problem
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inventing a new trolley problem except it’s a several meteors and earth problem
Lowe's got FLEECED
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lowe's got FLEECED
We really need more groups of things to be called murders
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
I can't describe how beautiful tonight's murder of crows against a red sky was.
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We really need more groups of things to be called murders
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
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An awesome 🧵, especially w/ current fuckery.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Dear people who may soon suffer food insecurity
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
An awesome 🧵, especially w/ current fuckery.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
I bring a “who are you” and “get out of my house” vibe to many family functions
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I bring a “who are you” and “get out of my house” vibe to many family functions
One of the top reasons I fell totally out of love with baseball and don’t even like the sport anymore is a lack of a salary cap. I don’t see how the worms can get crammed back into that can, and if it ever feels like there’s an obviously unfair advantage for a few teams, I’m out
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One of the top reasons I fell totally out of love with baseball and don’t even like the sport anymore is a lack of a salary cap. I don’t see how the worms can get crammed back into that can, and if it ever feels like there’s an obviously unfair advantage for a few teams, I’m out
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
Just came up with a game idea: You’re a mage who is learning to be good at magic, and you search for tattered scraps of paper that teach you new spells, but they’re all written like recipe websites with annoyingly long personal stories mixed in
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just came up with a game idea: You’re a mage who is learning to be good at magic, and you search for tattered scraps of paper that teach you new spells, but they’re all written like recipe websites with annoyingly long personal stories mixed in
Reposted by Mike Suszek
It took me a while but I think I’ve figured out that Dr. Phil looks like he’s wearing a Dr. Phil costume
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It took me a while but I think I’ve figured out that Dr. Phil looks like he’s wearing a Dr. Phil costume
Fearful that we’re raising a generation of kids who listen to the ghostbusters song this time of year but don’t understand that bustin’ makes you feel good
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Fearful that we’re raising a generation of kids who listen to the ghostbusters song this time of year but don’t understand that bustin’ makes you feel good
🎶 We didn’t start the fire
But maybe we should
Just to see what happens 🎶
But maybe we should
Just to see what happens 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
🎶 We didn’t start the fire
But maybe we should
Just to see what happens 🎶
But maybe we should
Just to see what happens 🎶
What do you mean you’re dressed as free lunches for orphans, that’s not scary to anyone — oh
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What do you mean you’re dressed as free lunches for orphans, that’s not scary to anyone — oh
Idk guys, kinda feels like things are hitting a boiling point and that sure is uncomfortable, better doomscroll some more maybe it’ll help
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Idk guys, kinda feels like things are hitting a boiling point and that sure is uncomfortable, better doomscroll some more maybe it’ll help