Mike Suszek
@mikesuszek.bsky.social
By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot
What was the charge anyway? Eating a succulent ham sandwich?
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What was the charge anyway? Eating a succulent ham sandwich?
He went to grab a fork, knife, and comically oversized bib
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He went to grab a fork, knife, and comically oversized bib
I’ve been known to have a sip on occasion, yes
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’ve been known to have a sip on occasion, yes
That’s all well and good but he was their ONLY forklift-certified worker, it’s fine if OSHA doesn’t catch wind of it
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That’s all well and good but he was their ONLY forklift-certified worker, it’s fine if OSHA doesn’t catch wind of it
I’m going to drink a murder of coffee today
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m going to drink a murder of coffee today
Hey is that a maximum security prison, or is it a murder of murderers?
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hey is that a maximum security prison, or is it a murder of murderers?
A fraternity might be a murder of douchebags
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
A fraternity might be a murder of douchebags