Mike Krumrei
@mikekrumrei.bsky.social
Armchair pundit. Journalistic dilettante. Insufferable elder Millenial. Underachiever.
@mikekrumrei or some small variation on most other social media platforms.
@mikekrumrei or some small variation on most other social media platforms.
This is the most wholesome thing on the internet today.
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the most wholesome thing on the internet today.
Mike Johnson never misses a chance to be a slippery little shit.
The Epstein files bill passed, but Speaker Johnson is circulating a plan to block transparency on "national security" grounds. Read the full document:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
Epstein Bill Passes as Top Official Circulates Plan to Block Transparency
Official document warns of "National Security Concerns"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mike Johnson never misses a chance to be a slippery little shit.
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So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
From his thin frog lips to God's ears.
Trump: "What the Democrats will do is make Puerto Rico a state, make DC a state, they're gonna pack the Court. They're gonna end up with more electoral votes. They're gonna end up with 4 senators. And they're gonna do this 100%."
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
From his thin frog lips to God's ears.
Talk about a story with no heroes...
MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Talk about a story with no heroes...
That's it, I'm building a guillotine.
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What is personalized pricing? You probably know already because retailers have been doing this online for years. So what’s it looks like when they start doing it in person? We might be finding out soon.
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September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That's it, I'm building a guillotine.
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@wonkette.bsky.social America's favorite super lawyer is back!
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August 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@wonkette.bsky.social America's favorite super lawyer is back!
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So, it's going to be dumber than the "Hall of Presidents" at Disney?
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision
Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
www.wsj.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So, it's going to be dumber than the "Hall of Presidents" at Disney?
Man, can you believe Nancy Pelosi would call in the National Guard like this?
August 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Man, can you believe Nancy Pelosi would call in the National Guard like this?
Money well spent.
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Money well spent.
When Trump gets hoodwinked into giving Alaska back to the Russians for a song, the mental gymnastics Lisa Murkowski will have to do in real time to find a way to support it will be fun to watch.
Trump: It’s embarrassing. I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia on Friday.
(Alaska)
(Alaska)
August 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When Trump gets hoodwinked into giving Alaska back to the Russians for a song, the mental gymnastics Lisa Murkowski will have to do in real time to find a way to support it will be fun to watch.
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Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
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Why did Dems leave the state rather than allow Texas Republicans to gerrymander away 5 new seats? Because Trump dictated to their state’s Governor to start a redistricting process & find 5 new Republican seats b/c he’s afraid of losing the House in 2026.
Remember when he wanted 11,000 votes? Same.
Remember when he wanted 11,000 votes? Same.
August 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Why did Dems leave the state rather than allow Texas Republicans to gerrymander away 5 new seats? Because Trump dictated to their state’s Governor to start a redistricting process & find 5 new Republican seats b/c he’s afraid of losing the House in 2026.
Remember when he wanted 11,000 votes? Same.
Remember when he wanted 11,000 votes? Same.
North Carolina Republicans are doing too much.
Setting aside the dismantling of our democratic institutions for a second, I can't help but be particularly offended by the lack of subtlety in their game. It's just lazy.
Setting aside the dismantling of our democratic institutions for a second, I can't help but be particularly offended by the lack of subtlety in their game. It's just lazy.
No, this is not a joke. This is real.
North Carolina Republicans have introduced a sweeping elections bill that, among other steps, would bar election officials from encouraging or promoting voter turnout. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/don...
North Carolina Republicans have introduced a sweeping elections bill that, among other steps, would bar election officials from encouraging or promoting voter turnout. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/don...
Don’t Say Vote: NC GOPers Want to Bar Election Officials From Encouraging Turnout
Read about the fight for democracy from activists, elected officials, legal experts and others.
www.democracydocket.com
July 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
North Carolina Republicans are doing too much.
Setting aside the dismantling of our democratic institutions for a second, I can't help but be particularly offended by the lack of subtlety in their game. It's just lazy.
Setting aside the dismantling of our democratic institutions for a second, I can't help but be particularly offended by the lack of subtlety in their game. It's just lazy.
Zak probably terrorized any discussion he's ever had.
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Zak probably terrorized any discussion he's ever had.
Ladies Love Worker Solidarity!
LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike
“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike
LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ladies Love Worker Solidarity!
You just know the first asshole to try and buy a Big Mac with a gold bar is also going to be open carrying a fucking machine gun while dressed in the finest ill-fittling body armor the Internet has to offer.
June 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You just know the first asshole to try and buy a Big Mac with a gold bar is also going to be open carrying a fucking machine gun while dressed in the finest ill-fittling body armor the Internet has to offer.
You so rarely get to see a future statesman come on to the world stage with such a deft command of diplomacy and tact. We are truly lucky to be witnesses to history.
Vance: All the pink haired people throw up this sign
*holds up middle finger*
I think that means we’re number 1 right?
*holds up middle finger*
I think that means we’re number 1 right?
June 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You so rarely get to see a future statesman come on to the world stage with such a deft command of diplomacy and tact. We are truly lucky to be witnesses to history.
Gross.
Future CBS owner David Ellison has been eying a role for Bari Weiss at CBS News, @oliverdarcy.bsky.social reports, potentially as a "60 Minutes" correspondent. (Paywall) www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
A Word to the Weiss
David Ellison has quietly courted Bari Weiss for a possible role at CBS News—a move that hints at how he may steer the network if his merger goes through.
www.status.news
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Gross.
Hang it in the Louvre.
Yes, I flipped off a bigot harassing toddlers at a drag queen story hour. No, I won't apologize for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXd7...
June 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hang it in the Louvre.
White Lotus Carrie Coon is a much better hang that Gilded Age Carrie Coon.
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
White Lotus Carrie Coon is a much better hang that Gilded Age Carrie Coon.
I wonder if he ordered one of those magnetic hanging kits. They are super easy to use and great if you don't want to pound nails into the wall.
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wonder if he ordered one of those magnetic hanging kits. They are super easy to use and great if you don't want to pound nails into the wall.