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I was saying boo-urns.
"lit and traumatizing"
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November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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This allows Trump (via DOJ) to use taxpayer money to bribe eight GOP Senators. It's that simple, there's no other way to describe it.

And where's the compensation for people injured by the Trump admin's unlawful conduct through DHS & DOGE?

Take a bow, @schumer.senate.gov, you did this.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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“… it actually gave him more power”: oh, awesome. Just co-sign the Russ Vought argument that shutdowns grant presidents carte blanche to shift spending and RIF workers while you bravely give up, why don’t you.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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More folk horror from Facebook marketplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Gus Johnson on every snap right now
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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do you remember the post a while back where someone suggested a sitcom where Cuomo and Dershowitz are roommates in new york city and every episode Cuomo loses an election and Dershowitz is refused a pierogi?
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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This case will be taught for decades in torta law classes
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The most nightmarish of blunt rotations.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Andrew Cuomo terrified of Fievel, breaths sigh of relief when he “goes west”
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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NYT writing about the new mayor this morning
a woman wearing a pink shirt is standing in a hallway .
Alt: a woman wearing a pink shirt is standing in a hallway .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Imagine being so wack you have a complicated system of Spotify streambots and the runaway hit that calls you a stranger-danger still out-streams you so hard that *you take Spotify down with you*.

Might as well put down the mic and take up landscaping after this, dawg.
A new class action lawsuit against Spotify alleges the company has “turned a blind eye” to “mass-scale fraudulent streaming” on its platform and that one musician in particular has been the beneficiary of “billions” of fake streams: Drake.
Lawsuit Against Spotify Claims 'Billions' of Drake Streams Were 'Fraudulent'
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM