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Thinking about what it would be like to talk for 20 minutes with the pope about, like, Joe Crede and Jon Garland
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I love it when you call me …
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[citation needed]
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sir Paul needs to apologize to Sir-Mix-a-Lot
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Justice Sam Alito is so close to understanding that Antonin Scalia was full of shit, like, come on lil guy you're almost there

put 2 and 2 together and see what happens, it might surprise you

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
Sam Alito Forced to Briefly Contemplate the Crushing Weight of His Intellectual Bankruptcy
On Monday, the justice came agonizingly close to acknowledging how freely self-described textualists set aside the text when they find it inconvenient.
ballsandstrikes.org
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Let’s try to remember Dick Cheney at his best y’all: Shooting his friend in the face and making him apologize for it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Folks let’s share some of Indiana’s glory why don’t we
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

My sister runs a food bank in Indy and they're getting crushed, like we all are, by rising food costs and now it will be even worse with the state GOP deciding not to use the budget surplus to fund SNAP. She already loses sleep due to 1/2
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I would very much like to read a longform piece on what ultimately happened to various Rides from Pimp My Ride.

Do they have resale value? Is the original owner still cruising around in a car with a bunch of dead fish in a tank?

These are the things that keep me up at night.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This game feels like a succession of game-turning plays. It's like baseball is trying to invent the Jon Bois cocaine-motorcyle-helicopter thing on the fly.

Good for them.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Underrated baseball play is the outfielder somersaulting with momentum to make a big throw. Did that once in a beer-soaked slow-pitch game to get a guy out at home and I felt like a golden god.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Was hanging out with some finance dudes and I wrote "Uber but for pants" on a cocktail napkin. I now have $50M in seed funding.
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Once again, we're hosting a whistle party Wednesday the 29th at 6pm. Come on by, meet your friends and neighbors, and help distribute and package zines and whistles. If we get a good turnout this'll hopefully become a regular thing!
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@megrowler.fangraphs.com Tigers fan here, sorry for your loss, truly, was pulling for y'all.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Portland ICE facility now.
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Kalamazoo, MI showed the fucknup
#nokings
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Under the TRO issued by Judge Ellis, federal agents can't use excessive force against non-violent protesters or members of the media. They're also required to wear visible ID.

If you've had your rights violated, or witnessed TRO violations, we want to hear your story. Go to tinyurl.com/ChicagoTRO.
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Look, the Great Khan Pritzker has been an important voice in the darkness, and may or may not be our best hope in '28, BUT
fuck this shit with state resources helping ICE in Broadview.

It takes 2 minutes to hit the phones and express disgust. I'm gonna do it daily and urge other Illinoisans to.
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The state is locked into an old paradigm of supporting the operations of federal law enforcement when they operate in IL.

But things have shifted - fed law enforcement are the bad guys now. It's time for the state, from the Gov on down, to recognize that and protect the people of IL from the feds.
Yes I am to a small extent flooding the zone this morning with reminders that JB Pritzker, while saying the right things, is indeed the chief executive of Illinois, which puts him ultimately in charge of the Illinois State Police, which means he is presently an ICE collaborator.
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM