Levi Rhoden
@mighty-leviathan.bsky.social
Executive Govoner of www.unlimiteb.com
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Teacher with medium-length hair talking to students at desks.] TEACHER: Modern physics rests on three main pillars: General relativity, which describes very massive objects, (2) TEACHER: quantum mechanics, which describes very small objects, (3) TEACHER: and hyperacute interdynamics, which describes objects 10-30cm in size and 200-700g in mass. (4) STUDENT [from off-panel]: That last one seems kind of limited. TEACHER: Yeah, but over its domain, it’s *really* precise. Absolutely *nails* squirrels and grapefruit. Someday we hope to unify it with the other two.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiafobst5ppqa3jchutqacu7lzalrmtw3djlf5oprwn57fzzrfpv4y@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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📈 Number go up! We're grateful to all our readers for reaching 10k subscribers for @davejorgenson.bsky.social's newsletter. High open rate and CTR too! Thanks to everyone @beehiiv.com for their support. On to the next 10k subscribers! Subscribe for free at lni.media
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
📈 Number go up! We're grateful to all our readers for reaching 10k subscribers for @davejorgenson.bsky.social's newsletter. High open rate and CTR too! Thanks to everyone @beehiiv.com for their support. On to the next 10k subscribers! Subscribe for free at lni.media
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LaFleur the toughest twink Ive ever seen
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
LaFleur the toughest twink Ive ever seen
Nope, sorry, we’ve gone too far. Not everything needs a wrapped.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nope, sorry, we’ve gone too far. Not everything needs a wrapped.
Well the opposite personality is also f’d! 100 years ago, you cold only make/afford a trinket once in awhile. But now with drop shipping, you can buy so. Many. Trinkets.
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well the opposite personality is also f’d! 100 years ago, you cold only make/afford a trinket once in awhile. But now with drop shipping, you can buy so. Many. Trinkets.
Shit like this (pun not intended) makes me think the tech nightmare we live in is partly our fault. Mostly tech companies fault but, come on, we’re smarter than this, right?
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Shit like this (pun not intended) makes me think the tech nightmare we live in is partly our fault. Mostly tech companies fault but, come on, we’re smarter than this, right?
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i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
A lot to say about this, but my main thought is the word “czar” is now part of the American English political canon. Like, probably more than 50% chance its definition is asked for on an APUSH quiz in the next 40 years.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A lot to say about this, but my main thought is the word “czar” is now part of the American English political canon. Like, probably more than 50% chance its definition is asked for on an APUSH quiz in the next 40 years.
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
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Joel Corda: “I’m like Batman. I’m not playing what you want. I’m playing what you need right now.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Joel Corda: “I’m like Batman. I’m not playing what you want. I’m playing what you need right now.”
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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Was this the summer the Chicago Bears turned pretty?
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Was this the summer the Chicago Bears turned pretty?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Whats a Mandoline?¿
The best two days in a mandoline owners life:
1: The day they buy their mandoline
2: The day after the ER visit, when they throw the mandoline away.
1: The day they buy their mandoline
2: The day after the ER visit, when they throw the mandoline away.
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Whats a Mandoline?¿
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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We got a strike on TikTok for this video because it featured “disordered eating” and while I should probably be annoyed, I can’t stop laughing
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We got a strike on TikTok for this video because it featured “disordered eating” and while I should probably be annoyed, I can’t stop laughing
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Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th?
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th?
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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