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fucked up eyes, stupid grin. seattle
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November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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can someone write a blog post taking down the term "immersive sim" next now that we've finished disemboweling "metroidbrainia"
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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im so glad cartoon network bumpers are back
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The SRW Y dlc is good
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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his ship, which, like Satan, would not sink to hell till she had dragged a living part of heaven along with her
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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From all of us who worked with Becky at Interplay Entertainment, and the rest of us who have deep respect for her contribution to our industry, we want to extend our condolences to Rebecca Heineman's family and friends. Her spirit will live on in all who learned from her and loved her.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Every day my oomfs subject me to things like "Gold Ship has a son named Hyakushiki"
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This is such a scary tweet
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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ciel: lot of murders lately

shiki: yes, but it wasn't me. I was in bed for two days

ciel: oh? weren't you bored?

shiki: no, actually. I was playing my PS3

ciel: that's a pretty solid alibi, tohno-kun

[music stops]

ciel: except
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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PLAY GHOST TRICK???
(PCDD) Capcom Black Friday Sale via Steam. https://ow.ly/5SQ250XtGts
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Bret Stephens and the NYT played major roles in manufacturing consent for the Iraq War.

Now they appear to be running the same playbook on Venezuela.
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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howling at the very first lines of this interview
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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After War Gundam X (1996)
Episode 21 - It's Something My Late Wife Used To Say
17:38.250
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
blue prince will not be in my top ten goty list is what I have come to believe through rigorous introspection
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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good
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I am looking seriously askance at any indie GOTY shortlist that includes Clair Obscur but not Look Outside.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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typical bluesky user
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Whoa! We have new social accounts!
There have been a lot of things happening at both our arcade gamecenter and 100 Yen Life but our first post here is going to be about our upcoming open house!

On November 21st from 5pm-Midnight, gamecenter in Kent, WA will be open with optional admission!
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM