Meunster Chief (Chrimus Edition)
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I have very few opinions, so that makes each one very valuable.
I need the streaming apps with kids account settings to let me select like 5 or 6 kids’ shows and then it plays episodes from each show rather than 6 episodes of one.
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I need the streaming apps with kids account settings to let me select like 5 or 6 kids’ shows and then it plays episodes from each show rather than 6 episodes of one.
Oh. So, the economy is for sure gonna crash, huh?
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh. So, the economy is for sure gonna crash, huh?
As a dad, I’m thrilled to announce that due to rolling series of illnesses in the family, I’ve finally gotten exactly what I have been asking for, for Christmas.
That’s right other dads. Just the right size, no exchanges necessary, my favorite flavor… I got…
nothing.
That’s right other dads. Just the right size, no exchanges necessary, my favorite flavor… I got…
nothing.
a merry christmas greeting card with two lit candles and pine cones
ALT: a merry christmas greeting card with two lit candles and pine cones
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December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
As a dad, I’m thrilled to announce that due to rolling series of illnesses in the family, I’ve finally gotten exactly what I have been asking for, for Christmas.
That’s right other dads. Just the right size, no exchanges necessary, my favorite flavor… I got…
nothing.
That’s right other dads. Just the right size, no exchanges necessary, my favorite flavor… I got…
nothing.
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Merry Christmas
Whoever decided that it was good to start charging money to see Santa at the mall is a huge piece of shit.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Whoever decided that it was good to start charging money to see Santa at the mall is a huge piece of shit.
Any time I get the chance to reference Bobson Dugnutt, I have to take the opportunity.
A close second is for Fred Fuchs.
A close second is for Fred Fuchs.
The extended personnel list on any fusion album after about 1978
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Any time I get the chance to reference Bobson Dugnutt, I have to take the opportunity.
A close second is for Fred Fuchs.
A close second is for Fred Fuchs.
McDonald’s is getting crazy expensive - for fast food.
I’ve already cut fast food down to about 2 times per month, but this is nuts.
I’ve already cut fast food down to about 2 times per month, but this is nuts.
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
McDonald’s is getting crazy expensive - for fast food.
I’ve already cut fast food down to about 2 times per month, but this is nuts.
I’ve already cut fast food down to about 2 times per month, but this is nuts.
I do miss the before times.
Costco, however, has a FOUR PACK of frozen cheese pizzas for $10 and they’re actually really tasty. I just buy some pepperoni or whatever else and fancy them up a lil, if I want more than cheese
Costco, however, has a FOUR PACK of frozen cheese pizzas for $10 and they’re actually really tasty. I just buy some pepperoni or whatever else and fancy them up a lil, if I want more than cheese
When my kids are older I am going to tell them about how a long time ago (2019), you could get three red barons for ten bucks
You know what let's have a little fun today what is your favorite frozen pizza brand and why mine is Red barons just because it's really good I enjoy it my favorite pizza from them is their stuffed crust meat pizzas very tasty and square feel free to leave your answer in the comments.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I do miss the before times.
Costco, however, has a FOUR PACK of frozen cheese pizzas for $10 and they’re actually really tasty. I just buy some pepperoni or whatever else and fancy them up a lil, if I want more than cheese
Costco, however, has a FOUR PACK of frozen cheese pizzas for $10 and they’re actually really tasty. I just buy some pepperoni or whatever else and fancy them up a lil, if I want more than cheese
A Q-Tip you are SUPPOSED to stick in your ear
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A Q-Tip you are SUPPOSED to stick in your ear
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Someday, that toilet camera that analyzes your waste is gonna start playing advertisements, too.
What’s the worst thing it could advertise to you, while you’re still sitting there?
What’s the worst thing it could advertise to you, while you’re still sitting there?
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Someday, that toilet camera that analyzes your waste is gonna start playing advertisements, too.
What’s the worst thing it could advertise to you, while you’re still sitting there?
What’s the worst thing it could advertise to you, while you’re still sitting there?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
The other day, I was using iTunes in the car via Apple CarPlay.
A Pop-up ad for XM Satellite radio blocked the entire infotainment screen, WHILE using CarPlay.
A Pop-up ad for XM Satellite radio blocked the entire infotainment screen, WHILE using CarPlay.
a close up of a person 's face with a yellow shirt on
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December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The other day, I was using iTunes in the car via Apple CarPlay.
A Pop-up ad for XM Satellite radio blocked the entire infotainment screen, WHILE using CarPlay.
A Pop-up ad for XM Satellite radio blocked the entire infotainment screen, WHILE using CarPlay.
This SEEMS objectively good, actually? Am I missing something?
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This SEEMS objectively good, actually? Am I missing something?
It’s almost like there shouldn’t be a profit motive in public services.
Like… it’s not a $9B loss. It costs $9B.
I had a $5 loss the other day. (Bought a whole rotisserie chicken at Costco and then ate it)
Like… it’s not a $9B loss. It costs $9B.
I had a $5 loss the other day. (Bought a whole rotisserie chicken at Costco and then ate it)
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s almost like there shouldn’t be a profit motive in public services.
Like… it’s not a $9B loss. It costs $9B.
I had a $5 loss the other day. (Bought a whole rotisserie chicken at Costco and then ate it)
Like… it’s not a $9B loss. It costs $9B.
I had a $5 loss the other day. (Bought a whole rotisserie chicken at Costco and then ate it)
Every year, MODoT is stunned by the once-in-a-lifetime event that is 3” of snow in a midwestern state. What kind of corruption is this level of incompetence?
Can the head of MODoT be someone that owns a road salt production & distribution company, with an investment in making plow blades, instead?
Can the head of MODoT be someone that owns a road salt production & distribution company, with an investment in making plow blades, instead?
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Every year, MODoT is stunned by the once-in-a-lifetime event that is 3” of snow in a midwestern state. What kind of corruption is this level of incompetence?
Can the head of MODoT be someone that owns a road salt production & distribution company, with an investment in making plow blades, instead?
Can the head of MODoT be someone that owns a road salt production & distribution company, with an investment in making plow blades, instead?
In case you are unaware, Turkeys are on sale after Thanksgiving for like 85¢/pound. I’m having one for dinner, lunch, dinner, lunch…. Probably also more dinners and lunches. For like $20.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In case you are unaware, Turkeys are on sale after Thanksgiving for like 85¢/pound. I’m having one for dinner, lunch, dinner, lunch…. Probably also more dinners and lunches. For like $20.
What do you call it when you get irritated when you open the peanut butter jar to find that someone has maniacally stabbed it with a butter knife, like they were assassinating Caesar, rather than using a spoon to methodically remove an even top layer off, like a normal and totally sane person??
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What do you call it when you get irritated when you open the peanut butter jar to find that someone has maniacally stabbed it with a butter knife, like they were assassinating Caesar, rather than using a spoon to methodically remove an even top layer off, like a normal and totally sane person??
….i need one of you to tell me what the essential plot differences are between ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Die Hard’
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
….i need one of you to tell me what the essential plot differences are between ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Die Hard’
I just saw an advertisement for ChatGPT, where it was text walking a college student through her daily schedule.
If you cannot operate a ring bound planner, I don’t think it is in your best interest to take out $100k in unsecured loans.
If you cannot operate a ring bound planner, I don’t think it is in your best interest to take out $100k in unsecured loans.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just saw an advertisement for ChatGPT, where it was text walking a college student through her daily schedule.
If you cannot operate a ring bound planner, I don’t think it is in your best interest to take out $100k in unsecured loans.
If you cannot operate a ring bound planner, I don’t think it is in your best interest to take out $100k in unsecured loans.
This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I don’t have wider adoption for my most profitable ideas
I’m going to invent an installment payment plan exclusively for online sports betting.
Call it ‘Bet Now, Pay Later’
Can I have $100m in startup investment, now?
Call it ‘Bet Now, Pay Later’
Can I have $100m in startup investment, now?
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I don’t have wider adoption for my most profitable ideas
Green Bean Casserole is delicious
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Green Bean Casserole is delicious
Gambling bad?
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Gambling bad?
Looks like it’s time to visit the original World Showcase (another country)
Disney has revealed a next-generation robotic figure of Frozen's Olaf that will literally walk, talk, and interact with guests around the World of Frozen lands at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026. https://bit.ly/4okgGQW
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Looks like it’s time to visit the original World Showcase (another country)