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Boston->Los Angeles->??? I do computers.
thinking about a politician getting their official portrait and going with the school photo laser background
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
thinking about a politician getting their official portrait and going with the school photo laser background
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
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People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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boston sent vital assistance following the 1917 halifax harbor explosion (so awful it killed 1700 people), and as thanks, nova scotia has sent us a christmas tree every year. it’s a nice little tradition. this is the first time the boston mayor visited to retrieve it in person
In Canada, Wu helps chop down Boston's Christmas tree
Mayor Michelle Wu spent three days in Nova Scotia, saying she wanted to affirm Boston's relationship with Canada amid antagonism from the Trump administration.
www.boston.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
boston sent vital assistance following the 1917 halifax harbor explosion (so awful it killed 1700 people), and as thanks, nova scotia has sent us a christmas tree every year. it’s a nice little tradition. this is the first time the boston mayor visited to retrieve it in person
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imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island
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Always liked this guy
Matthew Lillard from the "Scream" screening at Hollywood Forever:
“Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”
“Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Always liked this guy
Very funny that I now get emails from carvana that are like, hey we know you bought a car 4 months ago but…you wanna buy another? 👀👀👀
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very funny that I now get emails from carvana that are like, hey we know you bought a car 4 months ago but…you wanna buy another? 👀👀👀
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Man what if Costco sold astronaut ice cream
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Man what if Costco sold astronaut ice cream
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I finally finished all 5 shots of this little animation practice sequence. Had so much fun to combine Procreate, Clip Studio, Blender and After Effects to explore this style.
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I finally finished all 5 shots of this little animation practice sequence. Had so much fun to combine Procreate, Clip Studio, Blender and After Effects to explore this style.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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A single night of delirious passion
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A single night of delirious passion
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When I was living in Chico I saw a dude chowing down on a massive rustic sourdough loaf on the street. I asked him where he got it and he said “I robbed the king, melad” and produced a razor scooter, riding off into the sunset. I still envy that man’s joy.
All non-pre-sliced bread is single serving if you believe hard enough
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When I was living in Chico I saw a dude chowing down on a massive rustic sourdough loaf on the street. I asked him where he got it and he said “I robbed the king, melad” and produced a razor scooter, riding off into the sunset. I still envy that man’s joy.
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white house has joined bluesky
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
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signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
Visiting family after being away for months and months is great but also a fun time to be reminded of all the ways they were always weird in a way you couldn't perceive as a kid
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Visiting family after being away for months and months is great but also a fun time to be reminded of all the ways they were always weird in a way you couldn't perceive as a kid
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In an impressive bit of technical artistry, Apple has hidden the actual things I want to see on my lock screen.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In an impressive bit of technical artistry, Apple has hidden the actual things I want to see on my lock screen.