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Bright Black is in full swing! I'm alittle distracted with some other projects atm but whenever I have free time I'm working on Entry #6! I wanted to direct attention to the best ways to keep up with the story!
You can find both in the thread below.
#BrightBlack #Writers #Writesky
Bright Black is in full swing! I'm alittle distracted with some other projects atm but whenever I have free time I'm working on Entry #6! I wanted to direct attention to the best ways to keep up with the story!
You can find both in the thread below.
#BrightBlack #Writers #Writesky
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Pronouns sound cool but I don't think I'm ready for to go pro yet
I'll stick with ranked competitive nouns for the time being
I'll stick with ranked competitive nouns for the time being
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Pronouns sound cool but I don't think I'm ready for to go pro yet
I'll stick with ranked competitive nouns for the time being
I'll stick with ranked competitive nouns for the time being
One of my friends keeps his eggs loose in a big bowl on his counter and it makes me nervous everytime I see it
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One of my friends keeps his eggs loose in a big bowl on his counter and it makes me nervous everytime I see it
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird how normalize it is to chastize people for enjoying food in uncommon ways? Like it's some scandal if you like... Well done steak? Black licorice? Cheese in your salad?
Why do you care how I eat my food? Focus on your own.
Why do you care how I eat my food? Focus on your own.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird how normalize it is to chastize people for enjoying food in uncommon ways? Like it's some scandal if you like... Well done steak? Black licorice? Cheese in your salad?
Why do you care how I eat my food? Focus on your own.
Why do you care how I eat my food? Focus on your own.
The worst thing the internet has done to media discussion is make it so that you always need to JUSTIFY not liking things. The hellblade games are perfectly fine, well crafted experiences with deep and beautifully written stories and I just don't enjoy them. I do not vibe. And that's fine.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The worst thing the internet has done to media discussion is make it so that you always need to JUSTIFY not liking things. The hellblade games are perfectly fine, well crafted experiences with deep and beautifully written stories and I just don't enjoy them. I do not vibe. And that's fine.
Am the only one that think it's pretty bullshit they arachnophobia is treated like it's some kind of disability by game devs, yet they refuse to add options to their games to simply disable intense flashing light effects?
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Am the only one that think it's pretty bullshit they arachnophobia is treated like it's some kind of disability by game devs, yet they refuse to add options to their games to simply disable intense flashing light effects?
Does Japan actually have a massive domestic market for assorted novelty bullshit knock knacks, or does it have a thriving tourist trap souvenirs industry?
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Does Japan actually have a massive domestic market for assorted novelty bullshit knock knacks, or does it have a thriving tourist trap souvenirs industry?
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folks, he's done it again
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
folks, he's done it again
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I wish Mamdani would not have done 9/11 again. It doesn't poll well.
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I wish Mamdani would not have done 9/11 again. It doesn't poll well.
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I can't tell you how angry I was that I held onto "Charles Entertainment Kirk" only to listen to Some More News at the gym and hear them make the exact same joke a day before my video went live.
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can't tell you how angry I was that I held onto "Charles Entertainment Kirk" only to listen to Some More News at the gym and hear them make the exact same joke a day before my video went live.
I like how Jared Leto will never be able to live this meme down and it's entirely no fault of his own. He did absolutely nothing to cause the creation of this meme nor propagate it, yet he will never escape it.
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I like how Jared Leto will never be able to live this meme down and it's entirely no fault of his own. He did absolutely nothing to cause the creation of this meme nor propagate it, yet he will never escape it.
So there are people upset with the nautilus they're adding to Minecraft because "what if a kid finds a real nautilus and thinks they're just like the Minecraft ones?"
And frankly, if a child is over an entirely mile underwater, I think there are much bigger problems to worry about.
And frankly, if a child is over an entirely mile underwater, I think there are much bigger problems to worry about.
October 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So there are people upset with the nautilus they're adding to Minecraft because "what if a kid finds a real nautilus and thinks they're just like the Minecraft ones?"
And frankly, if a child is over an entirely mile underwater, I think there are much bigger problems to worry about.
And frankly, if a child is over an entirely mile underwater, I think there are much bigger problems to worry about.
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The High Priestess
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The High Priestess
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The Faustian
(Hopefully it doesn't degrade the post)
(Hopefully it doesn't degrade the post)
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Faustian
(Hopefully it doesn't degrade the post)
(Hopefully it doesn't degrade the post)
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Love when I plug my phone in to charge, and it's like "nah, not today man" for no reason
August 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Love when I plug my phone in to charge, and it's like "nah, not today man" for no reason
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If you're always doing more than one horrible fascist thing, people can always shut down criticism of one of them by claiming it is a distraction from the others.
September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you're always doing more than one horrible fascist thing, people can always shut down criticism of one of them by claiming it is a distraction from the others.
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Gotta wonder, if I'm ever assassinated will there be national headlines trying to sincerely explain the distinction between a 'breadtuber' and a 'debate-bro?'
September 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gotta wonder, if I'm ever assassinated will there be national headlines trying to sincerely explain the distinction between a 'breadtuber' and a 'debate-bro?'
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
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But if you put cat ears on a drawing, Mastercard gets to delete your bank account
had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads
“Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man, in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting.”
Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
September 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
But if you put cat ears on a drawing, Mastercard gets to delete your bank account
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Saturday morning cartoons really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how many problems could be solved through turtle power.
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Saturday morning cartoons really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how many problems could be solved through turtle power.
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Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I hope the team behind My Adventures With Superman finally get to work on their own original anime sometime soon, then maybe they can stop pretending they have any interest in adapting DC comics.
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I hope the team behind My Adventures With Superman finally get to work on their own original anime sometime soon, then maybe they can stop pretending they have any interest in adapting DC comics.
Superheros are not fascist. People having incredible strength and abilities and using them to help people without those abilities at great personal risk to themselves, with no expectation or reward or personal gain, is the exact opposite of fascism.
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Superheros are not fascist. People having incredible strength and abilities and using them to help people without those abilities at great personal risk to themselves, with no expectation or reward or personal gain, is the exact opposite of fascism.
What sucks the most about the fantastic 4 is Franklin and Valerie. Such utterly boring characters
August 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
What sucks the most about the fantastic 4 is Franklin and Valerie. Such utterly boring characters