Al E.(-boy) Smith
@mestizhoe.bsky.social
Fka Vito, Ceo of Vito Holdings (real), queens refugee now in LA (the other one), infrequent host of Higher Education Podcast, Uncle, moron, communist
Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath
Are there group dms here yet
August 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Are there group dms here yet
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me describing my interests
May 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
me describing my interests
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
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(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!
I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge
"erm.. methinks i didn't have that at my 2025 bingo card 🤣". grow the fuck up.
January 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?
I'm royally sucked off
December 2, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I'm royally sucked off
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I just hope everyone has a good time
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I just hope everyone has a good time
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If I were in Gay City and I saw a straight man refuse to twerk I would jump him.
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
If I were in Gay City and I saw a straight man refuse to twerk I would jump him.
(whisper) there's monkeys
(scream) THAT HOWL
(scream) THAT HOWL
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
(whisper) there's monkeys
(scream) THAT HOWL
(scream) THAT HOWL
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[after one hit of weed] god is milking me
September 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
[after one hit of weed] god is milking me
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Great review man what's your home address?
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Great review man what's your home address?
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repost this if you hate israel
November 17, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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im tryna be on some us in our bag type shit . just u and me against tha world. and i mean that genuinely
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
im tryna be on some us in our bag type shit . just u and me against tha world. and i mean that genuinely
Popping in when I'm on the can more often
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Popping in when I'm on the can more often
I am getting more involved in building a working class movement
November 7, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I am getting more involved in building a working class movement