Chris Smyth
@merrychrissmyth.bsky.social
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
Evergreen image
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Evergreen image
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
How long before I regret training her to do this
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How long before I regret training her to do this
Being a new pet owner and looking for answers to questions on the Internet is such a minefield cos there'll always be some American on Reddit telling you that playing with your cat = cruelty
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Being a new pet owner and looking for answers to questions on the Internet is such a minefield cos there'll always be some American on Reddit telling you that playing with your cat = cruelty
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
Remember when I was funny
September 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Remember when I was funny
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Congratulation to @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Congratulation to @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social
He won't have much of a buttery biscuit case www.bbc.com/news/article...
Gregg Wallace: Former MasterChef presenter launches legal action against BBC
The TV presenter was sacked in July after a report upheld more than 40 allegations against him.
www.bbc.com
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He won't have much of a buttery biscuit case www.bbc.com/news/article...
They're not kidding
September 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They're not kidding
Google taking a bold swing and a miss at how well my life is going by thinking I might bite at an advert for just a big ol diamond
August 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Google taking a bold swing and a miss at how well my life is going by thinking I might bite at an advert for just a big ol diamond
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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
This Wikipedia bug gets me every time
July 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This Wikipedia bug gets me every time
Just watered the garden and was wondering who was playing Alanis so loud when I realised she's playing down the road and therefore it was the one person who's allowed to play Alanis as loud as she wants any time
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just watered the garden and was wondering who was playing Alanis so loud when I realised she's playing down the road and therefore it was the one person who's allowed to play Alanis as loud as she wants any time
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Emily in Paris frozen macarons
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Emily in Paris frozen macarons
I only follow 36 people on here and I've already had to bust out the mute button, this is not the shining future I was promised
June 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I only follow 36 people on here and I've already had to bust out the mute button, this is not the shining future I was promised
I am going to become the Joker
June 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I am going to become the Joker