Chris Smyth
@merrychrissmyth.bsky.social
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
Evergreen image
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Evergreen image
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
How long before I regret training her to do this
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How long before I regret training her to do this
Americans are furious at this flagrant promotion of cat literacy
October 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Americans are furious at this flagrant promotion of cat literacy
They're not kidding
September 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They're not kidding
Google taking a bold swing and a miss at how well my life is going by thinking I might bite at an advert for just a big ol diamond
August 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Google taking a bold swing and a miss at how well my life is going by thinking I might bite at an advert for just a big ol diamond
This Wikipedia bug gets me every time
July 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This Wikipedia bug gets me every time
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Emily in Paris frozen macarons
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Emily in Paris frozen macarons
I am going to become the Joker
June 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I am going to become the Joker
Found a weed growing INSIDE my house. Which is great.
April 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Found a weed growing INSIDE my house. Which is great.
WELL? FUCKING *DO* YOU?!
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
WELL? FUCKING *DO* YOU?!
Every time I see this monstrosity my stomach does a 1080 kickflip
March 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Every time I see this monstrosity my stomach does a 1080 kickflip
It's so nice to be able to pick the whole outfit up in one go
March 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's so nice to be able to pick the whole outfit up in one go
Justice for the dud
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Justice for the dud
God it looks DELICIOUS
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
God it looks DELICIOUS
I̴̹̠̊ṱ̶̡̛̽'̵͛̍͜s̵̙̍́ͅ ̸͙̰͐ẗ̶̩̰́̾h̴̡́͘ē̶̺̠ ̵̗͚͆̏m̷̢̪̐̈́o̶̪̓̔s̶̤̓̀t̵̻͉̉ ̴̤̖̉w̶̢̜͌̉ȯ̴͈̪̚ǹ̸̡̳̉ḏ̵̺̉͑e̵͙͇̐r̸̙̺̉̈́f̸̰̅͒u̶̗͙̎l̵͇̎͜ ̴̮̘̐͝t̸͖̆i̶̧͝m̸̧̩̍ẹ̴̽ ̸̪͊̾o̸̭̞̓f̷͕̙̀͝ ̸͉̔͜t̴͖̤͆͆h̶̛̞̍e̵̦͆ ̸̬́ÿ̵͎́e̸̦̣̿͝a̸̠͛̈́r̴̟̭͒
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I̴̹̠̊ṱ̶̡̛̽'̵͛̍͜s̵̙̍́ͅ ̸͙̰͐ẗ̶̩̰́̾h̴̡́͘ē̶̺̠ ̵̗͚͆̏m̷̢̪̐̈́o̶̪̓̔s̶̤̓̀t̵̻͉̉ ̴̤̖̉w̶̢̜͌̉ȯ̴͈̪̚ǹ̸̡̳̉ḏ̵̺̉͑e̵͙͇̐r̸̙̺̉̈́f̸̰̅͒u̶̗͙̎l̵͇̎͜ ̴̮̘̐͝t̸͖̆i̶̧͝m̸̧̩̍ẹ̴̽ ̸̪͊̾o̸̭̞̓f̷͕̙̀͝ ̸͉̔͜t̴͖̤͆͆h̶̛̞̍e̵̦͆ ̸̬́ÿ̵͎́e̸̦̣̿͝a̸̠͛̈́r̴̟̭͒