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Merrill Before and Sometimes After Dark
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34. She/he/they (🍳). SF Bay Area. North American river otter. Find me in a river. Or in bed. A riverbed. Could be 🔞

pfp: @ghostcabb.it
banner: @goatuna.bsky.social
Pinned
Just river otter things~
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Don’t say SHIT

Loose lips sink artists
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Reminder:
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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If you got NSFW artwork, no you didn’t
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
These instructions are to be followed precisely and you'll be fine. If you follow them imprecisely, you could fuck things up, so approach carefully.
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Living in your head rent-free, but in the sense of crashing on the sofa in their head for one night because you're going through hard times. Promising you'll be out of their mind soon enough, sorry to be a burden.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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give every transgender person a mech suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Eternal comics truths, from a 2006 article in the Hackensack, NJ, Record:
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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YCH Follower Art Raffle!
Hi there, I'm just shy of 60 followers and I want to get to 100!

Follow, Like and Repost to Enter for a chance to get your character drawn in the image below!
Winner will be chosen Dec. 1st

#furry #furryart #artraffle #artgiveaway #ych #ychraffle #anthro #fantasyart
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!

This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!

refuseuline.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The bastards will have to pry my beloved em dash from my cold, autistic hands when I'm dead.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh, no. I'm not an otter. I'm an ottee. Common mistake.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bodies are absurd, actually. Ergo, sex is absurd, actually. In fact, I have this theory that there isn't much sexy about it at all except in exploring and bonding over the absurdity.
THIS 👏🏽🙌🏽
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This includes blended drinks.

Don't cross the Union striking picket line.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Buysexuals are happy with any purchase, whereas pansexuals only want cookware. Both are valid, and people may change which they identify with over the course of their lives.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Echoing a bunch of qrts, but I exist in this expensive-ass area entirely thanks to the support of my community. Y'know, like humans have been doing since literally always. You certainly *can* make bank to live wherever, but that is not a game I know how to play, or want to. I owe my life to support.
I do lots of bitching lately and for that I feel bad, but I wanna say this at least ONE time:

Furries: quit fucking saying “oh you can’t even SURVIVE without six figures in (city)”

Explain how I’ve lived here? Explain my whole life? Explain that to your friends making a third of half your wage
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM