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merelyn.bsky.social
@merelyn.bsky.social
she’s not wearing shoes jeff
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Show us you in meme form
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
September 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
13, Jane Austen stories
Random Q: how old were you when you discovered fanfiction, and what was the fandom?

Me: 19, Highlander: The Series
May 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Amazing how so on point Andor is.
April 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I regret to inform you that this form was made in great haste and does not verify whether you entered valid contact information.
2. The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), run by famed vaccine skeptic and legacy hire Robert F. Kennedy Jr., has launched an online portal for “whistleblowers” reporting medical providers if they offer gender affirming treatment to trans people.

Find it here:
www.hhs.gov
April 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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That's right, it's Rex Manning day! Sing along and say it with me: Damn the man, save the Empire!

🎶Say no more, mon amour 🎵
April 8, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Happy Fix Your Hearts Or Die Day to all who celebrate.
March 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent.

CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture.

MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.
March 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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if they find one of him yelling “will you be my lawyer” at the lawnmower kid I’m gonna lose it
Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."
April 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM