Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes
@merelyeccentric.bsky.social
Merely eccentric in a world gone mad.
Liberal political pragmatist.
Harm reduction is my political agenda.
Probably not the effigy of me living in your head.
Liberal political pragmatist.
Harm reduction is my political agenda.
Probably not the effigy of me living in your head.
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Sexual assault allegations seem to be a
BADGE of HONOUR
in tRUMP’s regime !
BADGE of HONOUR
in tRUMP’s regime !
April 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Sexual assault allegations seem to be a
BADGE of HONOUR
in tRUMP’s regime !
BADGE of HONOUR
in tRUMP’s regime !
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There is a type of liberal/left bleakness that manifests itself in a compulsion to announce that nothing that doesn't fix everything means anything. The people who feel the need to keep expressing that are victims of our time (and this medium). But they are also ultimately enemies of improvement. >
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There is a type of liberal/left bleakness that manifests itself in a compulsion to announce that nothing that doesn't fix everything means anything. The people who feel the need to keep expressing that are victims of our time (and this medium). But they are also ultimately enemies of improvement. >
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April 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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First, all love to Saint Dolly.
I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms.
www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms.
www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
Carl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband of nearly 60 years who inspired 'Jolene,' dies at 82
"Words can't do justice to the love we shared for over 60 years," Parton wrote in a statement.
www.npr.org
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
First, all love to Saint Dolly.
I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms.
www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms.
www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
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They try to silence us, hold us back, and strip away our rights, but women always fight back. This #WomensHistoryMonth, we’re doubling down, because when women lead, we all move forward.
March 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They try to silence us, hold us back, and strip away our rights, but women always fight back. This #WomensHistoryMonth, we’re doubling down, because when women lead, we all move forward.
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Whether in our water, on its bench, or in the White House, the Supreme Court is a big fan of raw sewage.
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Whether in our water, on its bench, or in the White House, the Supreme Court is a big fan of raw sewage.
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It’s always funny how the loudest “former sex workers” speaking out against sex work only seem to find their moral compass after they’ve used the money to fund their degree, start a business, or secure a cushy new life. Like, sis, you weren’t trafficked—you were capitalist until comfortable.
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s always funny how the loudest “former sex workers” speaking out against sex work only seem to find their moral compass after they’ve used the money to fund their degree, start a business, or secure a cushy new life. Like, sis, you weren’t trafficked—you were capitalist until comfortable.
Okay, so, all of us outside reality would greatly appreciate if you lot could not try to pin the Dark Sages on us. We had nothing to do with those nutcases. Believe it or not, humankind is perfectly capable of apocalyptic evil without involving eldritch abominations. It's kind of your thing, y'know.
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Okay, so, all of us outside reality would greatly appreciate if you lot could not try to pin the Dark Sages on us. We had nothing to do with those nutcases. Believe it or not, humankind is perfectly capable of apocalyptic evil without involving eldritch abominations. It's kind of your thing, y'know.
Swasticar, Wankpanzer, Deplorean
I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.
I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.
"we faced significant and unexpected headwinds from our CEO being the public face of fascism. customers can't drive our products around without catching a mocking hitler salute or profanity. our not-insignificant portion of our fleet is either vandalized or sitting in a used car lot"
March 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Swasticar, Wankpanzer, Deplorean
I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.
I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.
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Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are threatening the health care of 3.4 million Illinoisans to give tax breaks to the rich.
People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.
People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.
February 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are threatening the health care of 3.4 million Illinoisans to give tax breaks to the rich.
People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.
People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.
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Protestors met JD Vance in Vermont when he went to vacation there today. This is a good one:
March 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Protestors met JD Vance in Vermont when he went to vacation there today. This is a good one:
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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Add it to the list www.kcur.org/2025-03-01/k...
Kansas senator's rural town hall meeting swamped by people mad at Trump administration
Republican Kansas Sen. Roger Marshall ended a rural town hall meeting early after people angry about budget cuts, funding freezes and other actions by President Trump shouted the senator down.
www.kcur.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Add it to the list www.kcur.org/2025-03-01/k...
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
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We invited Elon Musk to defend himself in front of the American people.
He was too much of a coward to show up.
He was too much of a coward to show up.
March 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We invited Elon Musk to defend himself in front of the American people.
He was too much of a coward to show up.
He was too much of a coward to show up.
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Republicans are cowards.
March 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Republicans are cowards.
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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The hypocrisy is off the charts.
February 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The hypocrisy is off the charts.
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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“Phase one” 🙄
Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety
Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this
Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety
Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this
February 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Phase one” 🙄
Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety
Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this
Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety
Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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😳 this dude ran the FSB [KGB]!
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
😳 this dude ran the FSB [KGB]!
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I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up.
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up.
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Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
February 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit