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Curlz MT Hand Turkey Account ✋🦃 @mercurylanes.bsky.social · Nov 3
ever since I was young, I have wanted to be on Computer
Photo of me circa 1995 staring into a computer monitor with a pink rose next to it. I am about 6 years old with a messy blond bob haircut. Photo of me circa the mid/late '90s using the same family computer. I am slightly older but still have a similar blond bob haircut.
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veryimportant.lawyer
Everything these people write reminds me of Tricia Lockwood’s tweet but they are both Jonathan Franzen
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood Just discovered this stunning short story in my drafts "I'm pregnant!" shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife. He places a finger on her lips. "No, it is I who am pregnant," he says. "Pregnant with the next great American novel." He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill. 12:49 PM • Jul 9, 2014
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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milkyblood.bsky.social
Familiars i guess
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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wendyo.bsky.social
King's Road, London by Harold Chapman (1968)
Black and white street photo of two young women. One is wearing huge round sunglasses on the tip of her nose and looks at the camera as she passes, the other is squinting her eyes as she looks off into the distance.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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carl.bsky.social
I love when laziness and conservation collide. Slumber well, bugs under my unraked leaves and foliage.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Is That Wrong, Doc?
A man lays on a couch in a therapist's office. His arms are crossed over his chest and he stares at the ceiling, saying "You know, I just feel powerless and doomed. Is that wrong, doc? I mean, with how things are headed in the world right now, can you really tell me I shouldn't feel like that?" The therapist stands from his chair excitedly, waving one hand and saying "hey, wow, this stuff is dynamite, we can't hoard this for ourselves. The rapport between us- we should start a podcast." A microphone on a long pole lowers towards the patient, and he attempts to bat it away as the therapist says "ok, now say that thing about your mom again." "I don't really-" says the patient. The therapist interrupts the man's protestations, saying "that thing you said about seeing your mom kiss your dad and realizing you weren't the only person she loved- that was gold dude. Come on say it dude." The man lays motionless on the couch, trying to make a neutral expression, his moth closed tight.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
OK tho GoGirl energy drink used to come with a little pink straw attached to every can so you could drink it and not mess up your lipstick. If you're not on that level of energy drink based misogyny I don't want it
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
the version of me who lives on the plane of dreams wishes the real me hadn't read this paragraph
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 18h
The prose is incoherent & the only way to make it through a paragraph is to rely on the North Star or her self-pitying narcissism. The gist of this graf is “strangers obsess about me, must be because I work so hard,” but it is almost immediate lost in the morass of “typed on notes app while hiking”
People often, often people I do not know very well, reach out to tell me that I have appeared in their dreams. I wonder if this is because I sleep so little. If the version of me who lives on the plane of dreams tires of waiting for me to release her to action, if she goes out searching for places where she may exist without my permission, if she identifies the minds of those who have felt any kindness toward me, if she thinks that within their dreams she might get to live freely instead. I wonder, too, if this is a function of being a visible face but a veiled personality. If my impression contains empty space that renders me an adaptable idea and thus a useful device for subconscious minds. It is nice to think of this, that I might still be in some way, to someone, of use.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
cancelling my oatmeal eating animation into my apples eating animation and then back again to max out my fiber bar in mere moments
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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pinkzombierose.bsky.social
SOMETIMES WHEN I CAN'T FIND JOY I FIND CURIOSITY (Mean Machine comic - rat detective with magnifying glass.) WELL WELL WELL NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
Theo wants you to know that jbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoi
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
made a genuine effort to read the Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt and couldn't make it through the first two paragraphs. love to see a dumb bitch failing upwards
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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nora.zone
just added more glass wreaths to nora.jewelry
orange and yellow swirly glass torus green and rainbow swirly glass torus green, white and red swirly glass torus pink, purple and turquoise swirly glass torus
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
me and my four most loyal mufos
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
ssh, she’s dreaming rn
hello kitty driving a light blue car with blood splatters on the hood
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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skatunenetwork.bsky.social
Yeah, I got ADHD

Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
it's back
a shirt design with a drawing of a frog accompanied by the text "don't want to be human i want to be a frog eat bugs- swim whenever sing 'hello my baby' we live in a factory that produces death and destruction on an industrial scale
March 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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josie.zone
We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
my goal for 2026 is to spend less time audibly groaning
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM