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ever since I was young, I have wanted to be on Computer
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Everything these people write reminds me of Tricia Lockwood’s tweet but they are both Jonathan Franzen
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Familiars i guess
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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King's Road, London by Harold Chapman (1968)
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I love when laziness and conservation collide. Slumber well, bugs under my unraked leaves and foliage.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Is That Wrong, Doc?
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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OK tho GoGirl energy drink used to come with a little pink straw attached to every can so you could drink it and not mess up your lipstick. If you're not on that level of energy drink based misogyny I don't want it
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the version of me who lives on the plane of dreams wishes the real me hadn't read this paragraph
The prose is incoherent & the only way to make it through a paragraph is to rely on the North Star or her self-pitying narcissism. The gist of this graf is “strangers obsess about me, must be because I work so hard,” but it is almost immediate lost in the morass of “typed on notes app while hiking”
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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cancelling my oatmeal eating animation into my apples eating animation and then back again to max out my fiber bar in mere moments
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Theo wants you to know that jbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoi
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
made a genuine effort to read the Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt and couldn't make it through the first two paragraphs. love to see a dumb bitch failing upwards
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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just added more glass wreaths to nora.jewelry
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
me and my four most loyal mufos
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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ssh, she’s dreaming rn
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Yeah, I got ADHD

Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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it's back
March 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my goal for 2026 is to spend less time audibly groaning
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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