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i don't know who came up with the "faceless gnome" trope but i hate these little fuckers with my life
Product photo of a gnome plush with a tall red hat, big beard, and button nose with no visible face. Product photo of a similar looking ceramic gnome wearing a flamingo pool floatie and doing the "hang ten" hand gesture. Photo of another goddamn no-face gnome, in a sort of reindeer-like costume with birds and squirrels perching on its hat. Photo of another fucked up gnome with a weird penguin body wearing a red knit snowflake hat. I hate it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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congratulations! your Sleepy Theo order has arrived 📦
Photo of my cat Theo sleeping on packing paper in his favorite cardboard box.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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this post is sponsored by Tasty Joy Brand Núöc Mām Chay Vegan Fish Sauce. enjoy responsibly
Product photo of a bottle of Tasty Joy Brand Núöc Mām Chay Vegan Fish Sauce.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The Woman in the Radiator from Eraserhead.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Theo taking another one of his classic "flat naps"
Photo of my cat Theo napping on a bed with his paws and body stretched out flat to the mattress.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Screenshot of Mark from Peep Show with the dialogue, "What happened?" "It's not piss."
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
DIG! is one of my all-time favorite music docs. it's a great time even if you don't like the Dandy Warhols or the Brian Jonestown Massacre
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
tired: tech bros not understanding that Blade Runner is dystopian
wired: tech bros not understanding that Uzumaki is a horror story
Panel from Junji Ito’s Uzumaki. Two horrified teenagers stare at a man who has transformed into a giant freaky spiral.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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orange snack 🧡
Photo of my snack plate, consisting of CheezIts, a clementine and some dried mango.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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snowy shrooms
Photo of two mushrooms growing near the base of a tree on snow-covered ground.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
The Taking of Pelham 123, original 1974 version. perfectly paced movie, absolutely no fat on the narrative
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
it begins 🌨️
Photo of our yard with a snowy Japanese maple branch in the foreground and snowy ground and garage in the background.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
im so glad they isolated the best part of Chex Mix. thank you Gardetto
Product photo of a bag of Gardetto's Special Request garlic rye chips.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Theo is making biscuits upside-down 🙃
Photo of my cat Theo flopped over belly-up and reaching above his head to make biscuits on his favorite orange blanket.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Theo no you're too young to drink
Photo of my kitten Theo sniffing my bottle of Two Hearted IPA. Photo of Theo rolling and attempting to play with the beer bottle.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
my guy also loves to hang out in the bathroom
Photo of my cat Theo sitting at the bottom of the bathtub.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
how on earth did the Otters subreddit get banned?? there has to be a backstory here. (to be clear, afaik, this was intended to be the board for otters the animal, not otters the gay subculture)
Popup on the Reddit app saying “r/Otters is banned”)
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
juncos returning to my area does so much to balance out my fall/winter seasonal depression. cant be sad when I see these little guys
Photo of a very round dark-eyed junco standing in the snow.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
learning about Existence (1)
Screenshot from the LingoDeer language learning app showing my lesson progress. The highlighted lesson is "Existence 1"
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
the only listings you can trust now are the ones that look like they were made by a grandma in Microsoft Publisher
AI-generated product photo for an American Girl doll dress sewing pattern. It's nicely framed and "shot" but has a lot of telltale signs of AI (everything too smooth, glitch in the horizontal line of the wall, levels of foreground and background blurring don't make sense.) Product graphic for actual American Girl doll dress patterns. Weird fonts, weird color choices, photos shot in inconsistent lighting and awkwardly cropped.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
mercurylanes.bsky.social
on a related note, seeing LeVar Burton as both "Reading Rainbow host" and "Geordi from Star Trek" was the first time I realized actors could be different guys
Publicity photo of LeVar Burton posing next to the Reading Rainbow logo. Still of Burton as Geordi La Forge on Star Trek TNG.
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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George Carlin?? from Shining Time Station???
Still of George Carlin as Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station, a PBS kids show from the early '90s.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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perpendicular body
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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perpendicular paws
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM