yung freckle
@meowgasm.bsky.social
i look like a half-eaten apple on a road trip | 29
dallas, tx | my name is maddie
ⓘ just posting my grandiose opinions or thoughts prior to post-stimulant clarity
dallas, tx | my name is maddie
ⓘ just posting my grandiose opinions or thoughts prior to post-stimulant clarity
when i was a kid and the cat showed the butthole with the tail up nearby my mom wouldn’t drop a beat before greeting it with “oh, hi, O”
cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you
me: is it your butth—
cat: it’s my butthole
me: is it your butth—
cat: it’s my butthole
May 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
when i was a kid and the cat showed the butthole with the tail up nearby my mom wouldn’t drop a beat before greeting it with “oh, hi, O”
i’m probably the only one in the world that finds jesse from #thevalley so hot he might as well have been the male salesperson at american apparel when i last shopped there in 2014
May 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i’m probably the only one in the world that finds jesse from #thevalley so hot he might as well have been the male salesperson at american apparel when i last shopped there in 2014
nobody told me what to do when you find multiple CDs of your ex bf’s mom’s MRI scans
April 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
nobody told me what to do when you find multiple CDs of your ex bf’s mom’s MRI scans
IM SORRY I NEGLECTED YOU NO I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO RUN AWAY AND LEAVE ME FEELING THIS EMPTY
April 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
IM SORRY I NEGLECTED YOU NO I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO RUN AWAY AND LEAVE ME FEELING THIS EMPTY
Reposted by yung freckle
[eulogizing a dead pope] like an early morning lover he must be moving on
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
[eulogizing a dead pope] like an early morning lover he must be moving on
Reposted by yung freckle
(most filmmakers introducing a strange creature)
scientist in a laboratory filled with computers and machinery, a grim expression fixed on their exhausted face: okay...here is what we know so far
(Hayao Miyazaki introducing a strange creature)
little girl under a tree, laughing: that's a Totoro!
scientist in a laboratory filled with computers and machinery, a grim expression fixed on their exhausted face: okay...here is what we know so far
(Hayao Miyazaki introducing a strange creature)
little girl under a tree, laughing: that's a Totoro!
April 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
(most filmmakers introducing a strange creature)
scientist in a laboratory filled with computers and machinery, a grim expression fixed on their exhausted face: okay...here is what we know so far
(Hayao Miyazaki introducing a strange creature)
little girl under a tree, laughing: that's a Totoro!
scientist in a laboratory filled with computers and machinery, a grim expression fixed on their exhausted face: okay...here is what we know so far
(Hayao Miyazaki introducing a strange creature)
little girl under a tree, laughing: that's a Totoro!
once my apartment is clean thats when i’m allowed to give up or die
April 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
once my apartment is clean thats when i’m allowed to give up or die
going to try a meatball sub for first time EVER because it was 50% off on doordash rn and i would never pay full price for something that looks like glorified shit on a shingle and a gamble so oooof here i gooo
April 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
going to try a meatball sub for first time EVER because it was 50% off on doordash rn and i would never pay full price for something that looks like glorified shit on a shingle and a gamble so oooof here i gooo
as someone named maddie, same mate
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
as someone named maddie, same mate
wanted to post something real sinister about how april sucks bc of getting raped or molested on earth day or prom or easter or havin someone notable dying then realized its a very niche window of trauma audience i’d be appealing to (just me)
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
wanted to post something real sinister about how april sucks bc of getting raped or molested on earth day or prom or easter or havin someone notable dying then realized its a very niche window of trauma audience i’d be appealing to (just me)
Reposted by yung freckle
Was it even a date if you don’t apologize the next day?
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Was it even a date if you don’t apologize the next day?
gonna start wicked and if i am bored within the first 15 minutes i will watch cops instead
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
gonna start wicked and if i am bored within the first 15 minutes i will watch cops instead
Reposted by yung freckle
Reverse cowgirl so I can vape without judgement.
April 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reverse cowgirl so I can vape without judgement.
Reposted by yung freckle
"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" I yell as I bludgeon you to death with a baby
March 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" I yell as I bludgeon you to death with a baby
Reposted by yung freckle
Sometimes when I'm feeling generous, I'll let someone feel like they're teaching me something
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sometimes when I'm feeling generous, I'll let someone feel like they're teaching me something
#promosky
i’m maddie from tx, and i’m 28.
i love larry david, JR ewing, plants, cats, crafts, & videogames.
specifically TV-wise~i like frieren, trailer park boys, nathan for you, curb, and anything tim heidecker does.
vampire weekend’s been my favorite band since 2008🦇
not gonna pin this prob
i’m maddie from tx, and i’m 28.
i love larry david, JR ewing, plants, cats, crafts, & videogames.
specifically TV-wise~i like frieren, trailer park boys, nathan for you, curb, and anything tim heidecker does.
vampire weekend’s been my favorite band since 2008🦇
not gonna pin this prob
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#promosky
i’m maddie from tx, and i’m 28.
i love larry david, JR ewing, plants, cats, crafts, & videogames.
specifically TV-wise~i like frieren, trailer park boys, nathan for you, curb, and anything tim heidecker does.
vampire weekend’s been my favorite band since 2008🦇
not gonna pin this prob
i’m maddie from tx, and i’m 28.
i love larry david, JR ewing, plants, cats, crafts, & videogames.
specifically TV-wise~i like frieren, trailer park boys, nathan for you, curb, and anything tim heidecker does.
vampire weekend’s been my favorite band since 2008🦇
not gonna pin this prob
Reposted by yung freckle
Not now, I’m studying for a personality test
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not now, I’m studying for a personality test
making paper stars are my only burning passion right now as an unemployed dwindling idiot
March 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
making paper stars are my only burning passion right now as an unemployed dwindling idiot
harnessing the fucking hertz of my cats’ purring vibrations is quite literally the most clean and pure energy this planet has
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
harnessing the fucking hertz of my cats’ purring vibrations is quite literally the most clean and pure energy this planet has
i’m unlocking new levels of neuroses by willfully completing online surveys that take 20 mins to acquire $0.43
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m unlocking new levels of neuroses by willfully completing online surveys that take 20 mins to acquire $0.43
now that it’s the beginning of strawberry season everyone is switching up their tune…
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
now that it’s the beginning of strawberry season everyone is switching up their tune…
Reposted by yung freckle
ive learned a lot from fairy tales tale snow white for example if you sleep long enough your problems go away
March 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ive learned a lot from fairy tales tale snow white for example if you sleep long enough your problems go away
Reposted by yung freckle
Sluttiest thing a woman can do is correct my grammar.
March 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sluttiest thing a woman can do is correct my grammar.