melly 🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@melpemone.bsky.social
she/her | queer | elder millennial™. AuDHD&OCD. leftist. invented revenge bedtime procrastination. making my blorbos your problem since 1997. no antis/minors/terfs. 🔞
Con O'Neill said I smell good
https://linktr.ee/melpemone | pic by djarn @ picrew
Con O'Neill said I smell good
https://linktr.ee/melpemone | pic by djarn @ picrew
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@melpemone.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours 💖
Name: Rattie
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: history, fiber arts, early music, gaming, reading
Fandoms: OFMD, Watchmen
Name: Rattie
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: history, fiber arts, early music, gaming, reading
Fandoms: OFMD, Watchmen
Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours 💖
Name: Mel
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: video games, playing with cats, reading AO3, math
Fandoms: OFMD mostly and cycling in others for an assist as the mood strikes
Name: Mel
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: video games, playing with cats, reading AO3, math
Fandoms: OFMD mostly and cycling in others for an assist as the mood strikes
Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours 💖
Name: Melly
Pronouns: she/her
Hobbies: reading fic, thinking about writing fic, embroidery, crochet, video games, collecting craft supplies
Fandoms: OFMD, MDZS, hockey RPF
Name: Melly
Pronouns: she/her
Hobbies: reading fic, thinking about writing fic, embroidery, crochet, video games, collecting craft supplies
Fandoms: OFMD, MDZS, hockey RPF
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
took an admin job right out of school because being terminally online made me a fast typist. lost all patience with the job & the people. switched to recruitment and loathed it, but took a 6 month secondment to train new software to my colleagues and loved that. now i write and deliver IT training
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
took an admin job right out of school because being terminally online made me a fast typist. lost all patience with the job & the people. switched to recruitment and loathed it, but took a 6 month secondment to train new software to my colleagues and loved that. now i write and deliver IT training
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wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
March 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
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Having a little early bday celebration today and look at the cake my partner surprised me with 😭 it’s so perfect
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Having a little early bday celebration today and look at the cake my partner surprised me with 😭 it’s so perfect
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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![Edited screenshot from an episode of Star Trek TOS. It's a close up cropped picture of Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy stands on the bridge of the Enterprise, looking up and to the side with one eyebrow raised and his mouth slightly open in an expression of puzzled bewilderment. A caption has been added towards the bottom of the image in all caps white text: "[bisexual confusion]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tq75texcyq2kqs4ivjr55bor/bafkreibtgf6l2t367uf75htq2uaeroonxbc754vn2gjvyvsyzzc3mq4ot4@jpeg)
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Look at this baby penguin
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Look at this baby penguin
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
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PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
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literally a whole babylon 5 episode where they talk about the obligation to disobey illegal orders like 49 times
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
literally a whole babylon 5 episode where they talk about the obligation to disobey illegal orders like 49 times
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"Telling a fellow passenger that thou has a wonderful gift for them in thy pocket and then revealing that the wonderful gift is not a gift at all, but thy rudely raised middle finger."
Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
This document was found in the records of Puritan William Bradford, sometimes referred to as “America’s First Traveler Blogger.” - - -IN THE NAME ...
buff.ly
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Telling a fellow passenger that thou has a wonderful gift for them in thy pocket and then revealing that the wonderful gift is not a gift at all, but thy rudely raised middle finger."
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Shoutout to @thepwhl.com for always keeping their games free to watch. They are introducing the roster right now!!!
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
PWHL: Seattle Torrent at Vancouver Goldeneyes - November 21, 2025
YouTube video by The PWHL
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Shoutout to @thepwhl.com for always keeping their games free to watch. They are introducing the roster right now!!!
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
i am going to Fight Cloudflare
ao3 i am asking - nay, begging! pleading! - that you stop asking me to verify i'm human every time i open a new tab. i know you're scared of the vpn but i'm not turning it off so cope
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i am going to Fight Cloudflare
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me every 3 mins to my girlfriend and all my friends but silently bc I don’t want to bother them
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
me every 3 mins to my girlfriend and all my friends but silently bc I don’t want to bother them
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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Absolute ray of sunshine personified 🌞
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Absolute ray of sunshine personified 🌞
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I found Ed and Stede's lobby bell for the inn
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I found Ed and Stede's lobby bell for the inn