mariah scarey
@olrhys.bsky.social
polite menace, that’ll be my brand || Cryptid Knight, occasional embroiderer, Noah Reid enjoyer || 🔞 sometimes nsfw, minors dni || 33/married/bi/she+they
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mariah scarey
@olrhys.bsky.social
· Jan 6
I’ll never stop thinking about The Social Network (2010, dir. David Fincher) and that is both a promise and a threat
I ate an assortment of snacks for dinner and now I’m settled into bed with my opossum Warmie and some hot cocoa and dark chocolate and I’m going to watch Pride and Prejudice 😌
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I ate an assortment of snacks for dinner and now I’m settled into bed with my opossum Warmie and some hot cocoa and dark chocolate and I’m going to watch Pride and Prejudice 😌
I’m taking a Sourdough for Beginners class this weekend and I’m vvvv excited
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I’m taking a Sourdough for Beginners class this weekend and I’m vvvv excited
Trying to watch a documentary with subtitles bc I watch everything with subtitles and someone is speaking a foreign language and the subtitle that uselessly says “(commentator speaking foreign language)” is COVERING UP THE TRANSLATION. It’s 2026, why is shit like this still happening
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Trying to watch a documentary with subtitles bc I watch everything with subtitles and someone is speaking a foreign language and the subtitle that uselessly says “(commentator speaking foreign language)” is COVERING UP THE TRANSLATION. It’s 2026, why is shit like this still happening
I’M TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I’M TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA
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rip ed teach you would’ve loved cutting your bangs to Since U Been Gone
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
rip ed teach you would’ve loved cutting your bangs to Since U Been Gone
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I love your bangs. Short or otherwise.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I love your bangs. Short or otherwise.
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Eventually Izzy helps him “undo” this mistake by using similar color hair from a corpse to create extensions.
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Eventually Izzy helps him “undo” this mistake by using similar color hair from a corpse to create extensions.
he is the drama omg
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
he is the drama omg
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hi it would make me very happy if you subscribed to and read webworm this year (www.webworm.co) for free - or pay if you want only if it causes you zero financial hardship). unless you already do subscribe, then you can look at this puppy instead (SOUND UP)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
hi it would make me very happy if you subscribed to and read webworm this year (www.webworm.co) for free - or pay if you want only if it causes you zero financial hardship). unless you already do subscribe, then you can look at this puppy instead (SOUND UP)
Our niece is obsessed with our pets and doesn’t have any of her own so we made pawprint valentines out of air dry clay with our babies for her 🥹 we also made some with our thumbprints. Gonna paint and modpodge them once they’re dry!
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Our niece is obsessed with our pets and doesn’t have any of her own so we made pawprint valentines out of air dry clay with our babies for her 🥹 we also made some with our thumbprints. Gonna paint and modpodge them once they’re dry!
we did the “punch card” trend to try to be better about some habits (cooking at home more, walking Scout more consistently etc) and we filled the one we made for making coffee at home which means I GET FANCY COFFEE TREAT TOMORROW!! For the first time in two weeks!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
we did the “punch card” trend to try to be better about some habits (cooking at home more, walking Scout more consistently etc) and we filled the one we made for making coffee at home which means I GET FANCY COFFEE TREAT TOMORROW!! For the first time in two weeks!!!!
You know ur from the Midwest when it’s 1° outside and you go get ice cream bc ur favorite shop has a customer appreciation sale
January 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
You know ur from the Midwest when it’s 1° outside and you go get ice cream bc ur favorite shop has a customer appreciation sale
the Feels Like temperature is expected to be -10° starting tomorrow afternoon so I will not be leaving my house for the foreseeable future
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 AM
the Feels Like temperature is expected to be -10° starting tomorrow afternoon so I will not be leaving my house for the foreseeable future
I think i just found my first gray hair……………..
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I think i just found my first gray hair……………..
what do you MEAN it’s not even 8:30 yet?? It feels like midnight
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
what do you MEAN it’s not even 8:30 yet?? It feels like midnight
I’m going through old bins of stuff from my childhood bedroom and found a few gems, including this old Fall Out Boy poster from Pop Star magazine and a picture of me with Andy Hurley at warped tour 2005
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I’m going through old bins of stuff from my childhood bedroom and found a few gems, including this old Fall Out Boy poster from Pop Star magazine and a picture of me with Andy Hurley at warped tour 2005
I don’t like caring about sports but dear god for Buffalo to lose that game partially because of bad calls and then Denver’s QB getting a season-ending injury, making their win basically meaningless……..,.,
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I don’t like caring about sports but dear god for Buffalo to lose that game partially because of bad calls and then Denver’s QB getting a season-ending injury, making their win basically meaningless……..,.,
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being a fan of buffalo sports is just eternal pain and suffering
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
being a fan of buffalo sports is just eternal pain and suffering
That bills game,,,, I’m distraught
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
That bills game,,,, I’m distraught
TSN “u dick” remains one of the classic memes of our generation
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
TSN “u dick” remains one of the classic memes of our generation
Fellas is it gay if ur up at 2am on a Tuesday night reading ur best friend’s livejournal blog
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Fellas is it gay if ur up at 2am on a Tuesday night reading ur best friend’s livejournal blog
A moment of silence for the fact that earlier I had to google how many Oscars the Social Network was nominated for instead of just knowing it off the top of my head like I once did
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
A moment of silence for the fact that earlier I had to google how many Oscars the Social Network was nominated for instead of just knowing it off the top of my head like I once did
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
Ted doesn’t know shit about fandom girlies (gn) huh
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Ted doesn’t know shit about fandom girlies (gn) huh
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People think I’m exaggerating when I say this, but I have absolutely no idea how to access ChatGPT. I don’t know if it’s an app, a website, or software that I have to download. I don’t care because I’ll never use it. But the people that think it’s universal have no idea how many people are like me.
Until I saw this "challenge" earlier today, I didn't even know how to access ChatGPT.
Having seen how easy it is, I'm even more determined to never use it and mock those who do for their "writing."
Having seen how easy it is, I'm even more determined to never use it and mock those who do for their "writing."
Never used ChatGPT for anything. Not once. Never will.
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
People think I’m exaggerating when I say this, but I have absolutely no idea how to access ChatGPT. I don’t know if it’s an app, a website, or software that I have to download. I don’t care because I’ll never use it. But the people that think it’s universal have no idea how many people are like me.