mariah scarey 🍄✨
@olrhys.bsky.social
polite menace, that’ll be my brand || Cryptid Knight, occasional embroiderer, Noah Reid enjoyer || 🔞 sometimes nsfw, minors dni || 33/married/bi/she+they
Something I feel perfectly encapsulates the spirit of my hometown is the fact that anytime a new fast food joint goes up, people in the comments on articles about it complain and ask why we can’t have “nice” restaurants like Olive Garden or Red Lobster and I really wish I were joking
![Comment with name redacted saying “Come on [redacted]
let's put some decent
restaurants like an outback steakhouse Olive Garden build our red lobster back all this fast food. How about some sit down? Good restaurant.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i55gefzta2mzkcxtinooog6u/bafkreie263nkeoh2rdw7dlnsgek644uhn2ymh2tuwdygdoam2ukr7ah3ju@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Something I feel perfectly encapsulates the spirit of my hometown is the fact that anytime a new fast food joint goes up, people in the comments on articles about it complain and ask why we can’t have “nice” restaurants like Olive Garden or Red Lobster and I really wish I were joking
Test running some recipes for thanksgiving and I think this autumn salad is gonna be a new staple in our house
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Test running some recipes for thanksgiving and I think this autumn salad is gonna be a new staple in our house
saw this sticker the other day and forgot to share it until now. No time like the present
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
saw this sticker the other day and forgot to share it until now. No time like the present
what do you guys think of this boy?
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
what do you guys think of this boy?
Darby found Fuji’s bandana today and was cuddling and playing with it 😭 she was pretty indifferent about him but he loved her so much and he must be missing her
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Darby found Fuji’s bandana today and was cuddling and playing with it 😭 she was pretty indifferent about him but he loved her so much and he must be missing her
our girl is back home 🩷
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
our girl is back home 🩷
look at my boy go wow im so proud
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
look at my boy go wow im so proud
The very best girl. Gonna miss her forever.
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The very best girl. Gonna miss her forever.
I’m sad but me and my little pet lion are going to watch HalloweenTown
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m sad but me and my little pet lion are going to watch HalloweenTown
our stinky baby Fuji is staying overnight at the vet on oxygen, still not 100% sure what’s going on with her but keeping fingers crossed it’s just an infection that can be easily treated 🤞🏻
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
our stinky baby Fuji is staying overnight at the vet on oxygen, still not 100% sure what’s going on with her but keeping fingers crossed it’s just an infection that can be easily treated 🤞🏻
seeing ur longtime favorite video game franchise come to life is so weird and fun
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
seeing ur longtime favorite video game franchise come to life is so weird and fun
Very loosely interpreting the masquerade theme of this party I’m at
October 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Very loosely interpreting the masquerade theme of this party I’m at
haha what the fuck 🥲
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
haha what the fuck 🥲
I was sad yesterday so today my partner took me to see some cows
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was sad yesterday so today my partner took me to see some cows
my mom and I are working on the kitchen curtains we started to sew when my kitchen renovation was still a faraway dream. I’m glad my tastes haven’t changed in the ~ 4 years since we last worked on them lmao
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my mom and I are working on the kitchen curtains we started to sew when my kitchen renovation was still a faraway dream. I’m glad my tastes haven’t changed in the ~ 4 years since we last worked on them lmao
Reading and snuggling and Unsolved Mysteries-ing with Darby
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reading and snuggling and Unsolved Mysteries-ing with Darby
FINALLYYYY we have perfect windows open, bed piled high with blankets sleeping weather
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
FINALLYYYY we have perfect windows open, bed piled high with blankets sleeping weather
Not my city’s municipal services posting this. All I can hear is “PUBIC RELATIONS” in David Rose’s voice
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Not my city’s municipal services posting this. All I can hear is “PUBIC RELATIONS” in David Rose’s voice
Aura Bora Basil Berry sparkling water/your preferred fizzy bev + fresh basil, mint, and lemon + a dollop of fruit preserves/jam/honey/syrup of your choice.
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Aura Bora Basil Berry sparkling water/your preferred fizzy bev + fresh basil, mint, and lemon + a dollop of fruit preserves/jam/honey/syrup of your choice.
[sudden barking in the distance]
October 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[sudden barking in the distance]
had to relive my manic pixie John Green era and visit Funky Bones before we left because it’s the one thing I associate with Indianapolis
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
had to relive my manic pixie John Green era and visit Funky Bones before we left because it’s the one thing I associate with Indianapolis
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
still can’t believe olreid is a literal dad
October 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
still can’t believe olreid is a literal dad
can anyone explain this to me like I’m brand new on earth because I feel like an idiot trying to understand it. Because my brain is interpreting it as “box office opens 30 mins before late show” but also “seating begins 30-45 mins before the late show” which are two things that cannot both be true
October 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
can anyone explain this to me like I’m brand new on earth because I feel like an idiot trying to understand it. Because my brain is interpreting it as “box office opens 30 mins before late show” but also “seating begins 30-45 mins before the late show” which are two things that cannot both be true