Fabian Nicieza
@fabiannicieza.bsky.social
Writer of Edgar Award-nominated SUBURBAN DICKS and THE SELF-MADE WIDOW -- both on sale now! Co-creator of DEADPOOL, writer of a few comic books.
typing typing typing...
... slower than i'm used to, but typing typing typing...
... slower than i'm used to, but typing typing typing...
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
typing typing typing...
... slower than i'm used to, but typing typing typing...
... slower than i'm used to, but typing typing typing...
Not the Onion because the Onion hires good writers...
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not the Onion because the Onion hires good writers...
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
First episode of PLURIBUS on Apple TV was… unsettling in all the right ways!
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
First episode of PLURIBUS on Apple TV was… unsettling in all the right ways!
Day 1 of NC Comicon!
Exclusive convention prints and autograph cards!
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ALL OTHER AUTOGRAPHS FREE!
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Exclusive convention prints and autograph cards!
$10 Signing charges on DP comics & merch, X-Men, X-Force, New Mutants & CDP + $20 for ALL GRADED COMICS
ALL OTHER AUTOGRAPHS FREE!
CASH ONLY!
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Day 1 of NC Comicon!
Exclusive convention prints and autograph cards!
$10 Signing charges on DP comics & merch, X-Men, X-Force, New Mutants & CDP + $20 for ALL GRADED COMICS
ALL OTHER AUTOGRAPHS FREE!
CASH ONLY!
Exclusive convention prints and autograph cards!
$10 Signing charges on DP comics & merch, X-Men, X-Force, New Mutants & CDP + $20 for ALL GRADED COMICS
ALL OTHER AUTOGRAPHS FREE!
CASH ONLY!
Pharma exec standing right next to him has a medical emergency.
While the Secretary of Health and Human Services RAN AWAY, the President of the United States, clearly... OBVIOUSLY showed...
... checks notes...
... how much he cares about his fellow human beings...
While the Secretary of Health and Human Services RAN AWAY, the President of the United States, clearly... OBVIOUSLY showed...
... checks notes...
... how much he cares about his fellow human beings...
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Pharma exec standing right next to him has a medical emergency.
While the Secretary of Health and Human Services RAN AWAY, the President of the United States, clearly... OBVIOUSLY showed...
... checks notes...
... how much he cares about his fellow human beings...
While the Secretary of Health and Human Services RAN AWAY, the President of the United States, clearly... OBVIOUSLY showed...
... checks notes...
... how much he cares about his fellow human beings...
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They need to steal all the world's IP, and get all the world's money for free, to be successful at their business. They are geniuses.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They need to steal all the world's IP, and get all the world's money for free, to be successful at their business. They are geniuses.
Heroic Signatures and @comicstitan.bsky.social keep putting out some great REH!
The newest issue of Savage Sword features some phenomenal work by @liamsharp.bsky.social as well as a Cormac story written by
@ronmarz.bsky.social!
But my favorite part was the Next Issue blurb…
The newest issue of Savage Sword features some phenomenal work by @liamsharp.bsky.social as well as a Cormac story written by
@ronmarz.bsky.social!
But my favorite part was the Next Issue blurb…
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Heroic Signatures and @comicstitan.bsky.social keep putting out some great REH!
The newest issue of Savage Sword features some phenomenal work by @liamsharp.bsky.social as well as a Cormac story written by
@ronmarz.bsky.social!
But my favorite part was the Next Issue blurb…
The newest issue of Savage Sword features some phenomenal work by @liamsharp.bsky.social as well as a Cormac story written by
@ronmarz.bsky.social!
But my favorite part was the Next Issue blurb…
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
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Just FIVE days out! Time flies and all!
The fine people of Durham, NC and environs adjacent can see @fabiannicieza.bsky.social at the NC Comicon Nov. 8-9! Get with the program! Tix and info: nccomicon.com
The fine people of Durham, NC and environs adjacent can see @fabiannicieza.bsky.social at the NC Comicon Nov. 8-9! Get with the program! Tix and info: nccomicon.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just FIVE days out! Time flies and all!
The fine people of Durham, NC and environs adjacent can see @fabiannicieza.bsky.social at the NC Comicon Nov. 8-9! Get with the program! Tix and info: nccomicon.com
The fine people of Durham, NC and environs adjacent can see @fabiannicieza.bsky.social at the NC Comicon Nov. 8-9! Get with the program! Tix and info: nccomicon.com
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
Google masthead is a link a playable Pac-Man game.
I'm going to get no fucking work done today, am I...?
I'm going to get no fucking work done today, am I...?
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Google masthead is a link a playable Pac-Man game.
I'm going to get no fucking work done today, am I...?
I'm going to get no fucking work done today, am I...?
I would sincerely appreciate you not posting #RedRobin material on account of it makes me very sad I didn't get to write Tim for 100 issues and it makes me very mad at DC and their New52 decisions all over again!
:)
:)
#Batman #BruceWayne has returned after his "death" and is making plans with #RedRobin #TimDrake, but realises there's something important he forgot to do... From Red Robin V1 #17. Written by @fabiannicieza.bsky.social. Art by @marcusto.bsky.social.
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I would sincerely appreciate you not posting #RedRobin material on account of it makes me very sad I didn't get to write Tim for 100 issues and it makes me very mad at DC and their New52 decisions all over again!
:)
:)
What a sack of shit.
Actually, I take that back. Used as fertilizer, a sack of shit actually serves a purpose.
Actually, I take that back. Used as fertilizer, a sack of shit actually serves a purpose.
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What a sack of shit.
Actually, I take that back. Used as fertilizer, a sack of shit actually serves a purpose.
Actually, I take that back. Used as fertilizer, a sack of shit actually serves a purpose.
By that standard, then it's totally reasonable and acceptable for them not to want to live next door to an asshole.
They can and will learn how to speak English.
Will you ever learn not to be an asshole?
They can and will learn how to speak English.
Will you ever learn not to be an asshole?
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
By that standard, then it's totally reasonable and acceptable for them not to want to live next door to an asshole.
They can and will learn how to speak English.
Will you ever learn not to be an asshole?
They can and will learn how to speak English.
Will you ever learn not to be an asshole?
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Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
In 2 weeks I'll be at #NCCOMICON!
NOV 8-9
Exclusive Deadpool prints and autograph cards!
Look forward to seeing you there!
TICKETS: nccomicon.com/tickets/
NOV 8-9
Exclusive Deadpool prints and autograph cards!
Look forward to seeing you there!
TICKETS: nccomicon.com/tickets/
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In 2 weeks I'll be at #NCCOMICON!
NOV 8-9
Exclusive Deadpool prints and autograph cards!
Look forward to seeing you there!
TICKETS: nccomicon.com/tickets/
NOV 8-9
Exclusive Deadpool prints and autograph cards!
Look forward to seeing you there!
TICKETS: nccomicon.com/tickets/
Has any candidate offered more reasons not to vote for them than Cuomo has?
never increase the motivation for voters to support your opponent
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Has any candidate offered more reasons not to vote for them than Cuomo has?
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea
“An artificial intelligence system apparently mistook a high school student’s bag of Doritos for a firearm and called local police to tell them the pupil was armed.”
US student handcuffed after AI system apparently mistook bag of chips for firearm
Baltimore county high schools have gun detection system that alerts police if it sees what it deems suspicious
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea
Short Bran Mak Morn prose story that I was quite happy with (and accompanying art, I think, by Tom Raney) is announced for SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN #12!
Most consistently good REH comics we've seen in while -- check it out!
Most consistently good REH comics we've seen in while -- check it out!
🔱 Dive into the brutal new chapters of Conan the Barbarian with an exclusive first look at how @comicstitan.bsky.social is redefining the Hyborian Age.
@jimzub.bsky.social @fabiannicieza.bsky.social @chrisryall.bsky.social @patrickzircher.bsky.social #comicsky
January 2026 solicit and covers here:
@jimzub.bsky.social @fabiannicieza.bsky.social @chrisryall.bsky.social @patrickzircher.bsky.social #comicsky
January 2026 solicit and covers here:
Exclusive: Titan Comics and Heroic Signatures unleash a new era of Conan the Barbarian in 2026
AIPT has your exclusive first look at the covers and full solicitations.
aiptcomics.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Short Bran Mak Morn prose story that I was quite happy with (and accompanying art, I think, by Tom Raney) is announced for SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN #12!
Most consistently good REH comics we've seen in while -- check it out!
Most consistently good REH comics we've seen in while -- check it out!
Sorry, but this is WAY too facile a broad blanket.
I'm a child of the Vietnam era, Watergate, Nixon's resignation, and Carter's general futility and I have NEVER been a neocon or a pacifist or a libertarian or a communist or a Nazi.
I am a progressive on account of preferring progress.
I'm a child of the Vietnam era, Watergate, Nixon's resignation, and Carter's general futility and I have NEVER been a neocon or a pacifist or a libertarian or a communist or a Nazi.
I am a progressive on account of preferring progress.
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sorry, but this is WAY too facile a broad blanket.
I'm a child of the Vietnam era, Watergate, Nixon's resignation, and Carter's general futility and I have NEVER been a neocon or a pacifist or a libertarian or a communist or a Nazi.
I am a progressive on account of preferring progress.
I'm a child of the Vietnam era, Watergate, Nixon's resignation, and Carter's general futility and I have NEVER been a neocon or a pacifist or a libertarian or a communist or a Nazi.
I am a progressive on account of preferring progress.
It's so convenient for him to know so little about so much.
Q: A pardoned January 6 rioter was charged with threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries
MIKE JOHNSON: Terrible. That's the first I've heard of that. I don't know anything about it.
MIKE JOHNSON: Terrible. That's the first I've heard of that. I don't know anything about it.
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's so convenient for him to know so little about so much.