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Mellzah
@mellzah.bsky.social
Writer, maker, horsewoman
It's really something to make a show with an anti-billionaire message prominently feature a cybertruck, putting more money into the pocket of one of the biggest pieces of shit on the actual planet. #loot
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Dropped off my car for some work and the shop owner informed me that they are having an unusual day as they are dealing with a loose ferret of mysterious origin.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"I thought they just misspelled 'belching'."
In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And just what is it that Bobby Kennedy Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi were doing?
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Three years ago today, OpenAI launched ChatGPT. My latest newsletter, on what we can learn from @realgdt.bsky.social's FRANKENSTEIN, could not be more timely.
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🧪💙📚 🗃 #histsci #histmed #academicsky #politics
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm currently watching Knights and Warriors and I'm ready to pledge my fealty to Lady Battleaxe.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
AI boosters: "You don't understand all the amazing ways AI is going to change your life!"
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I miss the before times when you could buy software and use it for as long as you had working hardware.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm investing in cheese futures
I could go for a 1000 pound block of cheese.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Of course these ding dongs equate civility with appearance.

"Sure, we've crammed you ever tighter into a flying box of torment but maybe you'd feel better about it if you wore dress pants."
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Horses: experience your highest highs and your lowest lows, sometimes both inside a few minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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As a writer: nobody date writers
writers! do not date writers
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
RIP to pressed penny machines, aka the best souvenir.
Almost 10 years to the day after we begged to get rid of it, the final penny has been pressed by the U.S. mint. Farewell, penny! We're sure Americans will find something else to put in our pockets and up our asses soon enough. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tys...
Pennies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nice
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The NYT really spent all their time on the wrong emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is also why the weak members are willing to cave on the ACA.
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.

-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Checked the reviews for the bar I'm going to tonight...
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We're ready for trick or treaters!
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I love Horse Halloween.

Costume by Hope Bowlin
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM