MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Most recently, off the top my head -
Kneecap
Lana Del Rey
Pulp
Scissor Sisters
Pet Shop Boys
🎶
Most recently, off the top my head -
Kneecap
Lana Del Rey
Pulp
Scissor Sisters
Pet Shop Boys
🎶
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Liam Gallagher
Michael Bublé
Hearsay
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Liam Gallagher
Michael Bublé
Hearsay
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Guns n’ Roses
Public Enemy
Green Day
Pearl Jam
Motörhead
Guns n’ Roses
Public Enemy
Green Day
Pearl Jam
Motörhead
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Most recently, off the top my head -
Kneecap
Lana Del Rey
Pulp
Scissor Sisters
Pet Shop Boys
🎶
Most recently, off the top my head -
Kneecap
Lana Del Rey
Pulp
Scissor Sisters
Pet Shop Boys
🎶
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
Watching Aston Villa v Young Boys, predominantly because of how aggressively I wanted LUFC to sign Keller when we were looking for a GK 🧤 #europaleague
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watching Aston Villa v Young Boys, predominantly because of how aggressively I wanted LUFC to sign Keller when we were looking for a GK 🧤 #europaleague
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃
I thought I was incapable of feeling anything towards Leeds United at the moment but then I saw photos of Ilia Gruev being kind to the elderly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I thought I was incapable of feeling anything towards Leeds United at the moment but then I saw photos of Ilia Gruev being kind to the elderly.
Guys, I think I’m at the “Harry Potter is the only thing I am capable of watching” stage of sickness.
Code red.
#filmsky
Code red.
#filmsky
harry potter and ron weasley are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: harry potter and ron weasley are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Guys, I think I’m at the “Harry Potter is the only thing I am capable of watching” stage of sickness.
Code red.
#filmsky
Code red.
#filmsky
I know some people would say the most annoying thing about Vini Jr are the tantrums and diving but it’s definitely more annoying when you think you’ve finally had your fill of him completely and then he goes and has a really great game #realmadrid #ucl
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I know some people would say the most annoying thing about Vini Jr are the tantrums and diving but it’s definitely more annoying when you think you’ve finally had your fill of him completely and then he goes and has a really great game #realmadrid #ucl
Last year, the clueless Mbappé haters enjoyed the best 12 weeks of their life.
Then they had to cancel their internet connection, quit their jobs and leave society. They’ve been gasping for breath & feebly clinging to life ever since.
KYKS 🔥
Then they had to cancel their internet connection, quit their jobs and leave society. They’ve been gasping for breath & feebly clinging to life ever since.
KYKS 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This link up gives me life, it nourishes me, it clears my skin, it thickens my hair, I’m at least 2 inches taller. This is how I sleep at night:
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This link up gives me life, it nourishes me, it clears my skin, it thickens my hair, I’m at least 2 inches taller. This is how I sleep at night:
That’s why Madrid chased Mbappé for years.
It doesn’t matter how poorly you play, you’ve always got a sniff on goal if he’s on the pitch. Supastar.
Two goals in two minutes. 🐐
It doesn’t matter how poorly you play, you’ve always got a sniff on goal if he’s on the pitch. Supastar.
Two goals in two minutes. 🐐
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That’s why Madrid chased Mbappé for years.
It doesn’t matter how poorly you play, you’ve always got a sniff on goal if he’s on the pitch. Supastar.
Two goals in two minutes. 🐐
It doesn’t matter how poorly you play, you’ve always got a sniff on goal if he’s on the pitch. Supastar.
Two goals in two minutes. 🐐
Man City are going to be GOOPED and GAGGED. They might as well forfeit the game.
Chaos Before Kick-Off: Man City Hit With Big Blows as Leeds Get Four Stars Back for Huge Premier League Clash. #LUFC
Chaos Before Kick-Off: Man City Hit With Big Blows as Leeds Get Four Stars Back for Huge Premier League Clash
Leeds United are getting ready for one of the hardest games of their whole Premier League season, a massive trip to the Etihad to face Manchester City. The match comes at a very difficult time for the Whites, with injuries, doubts, pressure and poor form all hitting together. But there is also some good news, as a few key players are finally back.
www.lufcnews.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Man City are going to be GOOPED and GAGGED. They might as well forfeit the game.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
The goods news: my local Odeon is showing SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE!
The less good news: it’s got one showing per day. At midday. Monday to Thursday!
The perfect time for a 15-rated violent film, I’m sure that auditorium will be rammo jammo 🙄
#filmsky
The less good news: it’s got one showing per day. At midday. Monday to Thursday!
The perfect time for a 15-rated violent film, I’m sure that auditorium will be rammo jammo 🙄
#filmsky
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The goods news: my local Odeon is showing SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE!
The less good news: it’s got one showing per day. At midday. Monday to Thursday!
The perfect time for a 15-rated violent film, I’m sure that auditorium will be rammo jammo 🙄
#filmsky
The less good news: it’s got one showing per day. At midday. Monday to Thursday!
The perfect time for a 15-rated violent film, I’m sure that auditorium will be rammo jammo 🙄
#filmsky
We could never get a faithful adaptation of the WICKED novels. The first chapter or so alone would have people dropping down dead.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We could never get a faithful adaptation of the WICKED novels. The first chapter or so alone would have people dropping down dead.
I just watched HEY, I MADE THIS FOR YOU (27th person on Letterboxd to log it) and I must ask, is the trope of Americans casually breaking into schools at night based on reality? It’s so common in film & TV that I have to assume it’s happening all over the gaff. #filmsky
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just watched HEY, I MADE THIS FOR YOU (27th person on Letterboxd to log it) and I must ask, is the trope of Americans casually breaking into schools at night based on reality? It’s so common in film & TV that I have to assume it’s happening all over the gaff. #filmsky
I’ve cancelled the member screening at Odeon tonight due to being poorly. I need to be indoors, watching something that requires absolutely zero neurons.
As luck would have it, LIFE SIZE is now on Disney+!
#filmsky
As luck would have it, LIFE SIZE is now on Disney+!
#filmsky
a woman in a pink jacket is sitting at a desk in front of a computer
Alt: Tyra Banks in Disney’s LIFE SIZE, starring ma girl Lindsay Lohan
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ve cancelled the member screening at Odeon tonight due to being poorly. I need to be indoors, watching something that requires absolutely zero neurons.
As luck would have it, LIFE SIZE is now on Disney+!
#filmsky
As luck would have it, LIFE SIZE is now on Disney+!
#filmsky
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We've a coward in charge, with cowards in charge of him.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
We've a coward in charge, with cowards in charge of him.
Since we’ve got a lot on our plates complaining about Farke & his favourite little twink, are we not bringing up how shocking the atmosphere was today? Could hear a pin drop for really long periods throughout. Aston Villa fans quite rightly taking the piss. Only real noise was to demand subs #LUFC
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Since we’ve got a lot on our plates complaining about Farke & his favourite little twink, are we not bringing up how shocking the atmosphere was today? Could hear a pin drop for really long periods throughout. Aston Villa fans quite rightly taking the piss. Only real noise was to demand subs #LUFC
I was planning on going to bed as soon as I got back from the match, but I how can I skip the Madrid game with this XI?
Xabi in his experimental era.
Xabi in his experimental era.
🚨 ¡ONCE DEL REAL MADRID CONFIRMADO! 🤯
✅ Rodrygo, Fran García, Ceballos (poco habituales)
❌ No juega ni Vinicius ni Valverde
✅ Rodrygo, Fran García, Ceballos (poco habituales)
❌ No juega ni Vinicius ni Valverde
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was planning on going to bed as soon as I got back from the match, but I how can I skip the Madrid game with this XI?
Xabi in his experimental era.
Xabi in his experimental era.
If you had told me 6 months ago that we’d be knocking on December’s door with Farke still in charge, I’d have punched you. #LUFC
It's so pitifully obvious what will happen if we stick with him. Why put off til October what we can do in June?
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you had told me 6 months ago that we’d be knocking on December’s door with Farke still in charge, I’d have punched you. #LUFC
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The thing is, I’m not emotional, I’m numb to this because the manager and the club’s owners seem to have no clue what they’re doing. There’s nothing to get emotional about, because unless something major changes, the conclusion is inevitable. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The thing is, I’m not emotional, I’m numb to this because the manager and the club’s owners seem to have no clue what they’re doing. There’s nothing to get emotional about, because unless something major changes, the conclusion is inevitable. #lufc
I can’t believe I’m objectifying Ross Barkley but he was warming up in front of me for ages and he has a seeeerious arse. Glute day has NEVER been missed.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I can’t believe I’m objectifying Ross Barkley but he was warming up in front of me for ages and he has a seeeerious arse. Glute day has NEVER been missed.
