Halibut
@halibut.bsky.social
Aloof Wife
Opinions shared may be an act of treachery
No terfs allowed
Opinions shared may be an act of treachery
No terfs allowed
Every Canadian hockey fan actually taking a breath now. Jesus fuck.
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every Canadian hockey fan actually taking a breath now. Jesus fuck.
There’s so much hockey today. I gotta go back and forth between Goldeneyes and World Juniors. Life is hockey now.
December 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There’s so much hockey today. I gotta go back and forth between Goldeneyes and World Juniors. Life is hockey now.
This is so handy when you’re driving a rental. Thank you, sir.
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is so handy when you’re driving a rental. Thank you, sir.
Breakfast today was biscuits and gravy, but the gravy was leftover turkey and stuffing in the turkey gravy.
10/10 better than the sausage gravy.
10/10 better than the sausage gravy.
December 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Breakfast today was biscuits and gravy, but the gravy was leftover turkey and stuffing in the turkey gravy.
10/10 better than the sausage gravy.
10/10 better than the sausage gravy.
Anyways, CANADA WON, not that any of you care.
Well this game would be super fun if I didn’t care about the result, so maybe I just pretend that I don’t care.
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Anyways, CANADA WON, not that any of you care.
Well this game would be super fun if I didn’t care about the result, so maybe I just pretend that I don’t care.
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Well this game would be super fun if I didn’t care about the result, so maybe I just pretend that I don’t care.
It’s fun to keep one next to wee Jenkins. She’ll do a little stretch and there’s a big long fart sound.
I have this aunt who loves to send an obnoxious toy to children on Christmas. I think it started with drums when we were babies.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s fun to keep one next to wee Jenkins. She’ll do a little stretch and there’s a big long fart sound.
Spent Christmas and Boxing Day with a migraine, but I’m perking up in time for hockey.
Look here is the biscoff trifle. It’s good, but I still want a proper trifle. The most English thing about me is I think desserts should have fruits and custard.
Look here is the biscoff trifle. It’s good, but I still want a proper trifle. The most English thing about me is I think desserts should have fruits and custard.
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Spent Christmas and Boxing Day with a migraine, but I’m perking up in time for hockey.
Look here is the biscoff trifle. It’s good, but I still want a proper trifle. The most English thing about me is I think desserts should have fruits and custard.
Look here is the biscoff trifle. It’s good, but I still want a proper trifle. The most English thing about me is I think desserts should have fruits and custard.
I have this aunt who loves to send an obnoxious toy to children on Christmas. I think it started with drums when we were babies.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have this aunt who loves to send an obnoxious toy to children on Christmas. I think it started with drums when we were babies.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
This year she sent all my kids a farting ninja. You merely walk past and the ninjas farts. The cats keep setting them off. Constant farts.
She would like you to have that dog in you.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
She would like you to have that dog in you.
It’s perfectly Christmas outside.
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s perfectly Christmas outside.
Charlie Kirk made me miss this.
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Charlie Kirk made me miss this.
Mum of the year after presenting B with a light up Stitch Christmas sweatshirt. It’s Stitch everywhere. That is the theme. STITCH STITCH STITCH.
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Mum of the year after presenting B with a light up Stitch Christmas sweatshirt. It’s Stitch everywhere. That is the theme. STITCH STITCH STITCH.
Got the biscotti for my friends’ gift basket all dipped. Spice cake for the biscoff trifle is in the oven. Next I have to start on the chocolate mint cake for tonight. Because there’s not enough sugar yet.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Got the biscotti for my friends’ gift basket all dipped. Spice cake for the biscoff trifle is in the oven. Next I have to start on the chocolate mint cake for tonight. Because there’s not enough sugar yet.
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One of my few real opinions is that you shouldn't be having kids if you aren't ok with the possibility of them being one of the types of person that exist
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
One of my few real opinions is that you shouldn't be having kids if you aren't ok with the possibility of them being one of the types of person that exist
OKAY I AM DONE SHOPPING FOR THIS CHRISTMAS.
Lol it’s dumping down snow for the drive home. Gonna crank my Christmas tunes.
Lol it’s dumping down snow for the drive home. Gonna crank my Christmas tunes.
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
OKAY I AM DONE SHOPPING FOR THIS CHRISTMAS.
Lol it’s dumping down snow for the drive home. Gonna crank my Christmas tunes.
Lol it’s dumping down snow for the drive home. Gonna crank my Christmas tunes.
Christmas baking at my house…
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS!
Husband: Well, they’re just spilling out of the sack!
The teens: 😑
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS!
Husband: Well, they’re just spilling out of the sack!
The teens: 😑
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Christmas baking at my house…
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS!
Husband: Well, they’re just spilling out of the sack!
The teens: 😑
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS!
Husband: Well, they’re just spilling out of the sack!
The teens: 😑
Just made a mac and cheese with enough fat in it to ensure my chances of dementia are zero.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just made a mac and cheese with enough fat in it to ensure my chances of dementia are zero.
Okay but, hear me out on this one. Can they also make my fingers longer though? I need better reach.
Scientists have developed a robotic hand exoskeleton that can passively train expert pianists to play faster keystrokes and overcome the ceiling effect in motor skills.
Read more in #ScienceRobotics: https://scim.ag/3N3bJil
Read more in #ScienceRobotics: https://scim.ag/3N3bJil
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Okay but, hear me out on this one. Can they also make my fingers longer though? I need better reach.
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The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I know we say “imagine if a dem had this info about them lying around” a lot, but FOR FUCK’S SAKE???
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know we say “imagine if a dem had this info about them lying around” a lot, but FOR FUCK’S SAKE???
I took my kids to the mall on December the 23rd and we had fun? Sent them off in pairs to find gifts for each other. We had lunch. We patted a wee therapy dog.
I am 1000% jollier.
I am 1000% jollier.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I took my kids to the mall on December the 23rd and we had fun? Sent them off in pairs to find gifts for each other. We had lunch. We patted a wee therapy dog.
I am 1000% jollier.
I am 1000% jollier.
Very weird to share with my friends in the local arts community that there is a Nazi in our midst. She’ll say she isn’t a Nazi, I’m sure. But she hangs out with them, so.
🧵 Last month we published the identities of 20 organizers and attendees of this summer's Exiles of the Golden Age conference, and asked for the public's help to identify the rest. We're pleased today to identify four more participants.
Read through to learn more 👇
Read through to learn more 👇
Newly Identified: Update on Exiles of the Golden Age
Our initial investigation identified 20 attendees and organizers. After asking for the public’s help in making more identifications, CAHN was able to confirm four more individuals as a result of those...
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December 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Very weird to share with my friends in the local arts community that there is a Nazi in our midst. She’ll say she isn’t a Nazi, I’m sure. But she hangs out with them, so.