This is the only ostrich media piece I needed. Now let’s never speak of this again.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won’t stop posting about
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is the only ostrich media piece I needed. Now let’s never speak of this again.
Gaze upon my wee maple-glazed apple fritters and weep, for you have none to consume.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Gaze upon my wee maple-glazed apple fritters and weep, for you have none to consume.
I was nervous about being a guinea pig for this system, but two weeks = infinity in their language, so I guess it’s just the normal chaos for us.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I was nervous about being a guinea pig for this system, but two weeks = infinity in their language, so I guess it’s just the normal chaos for us.
The teens are singing at the tops of their lungs and I’m extremely glad to be two floors up right now.
My god, they are loud creatures. I don’t think there is anything louder than a pack of teen girls.
My god, they are loud creatures. I don’t think there is anything louder than a pack of teen girls.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The teens are singing at the tops of their lungs and I’m extremely glad to be two floors up right now.
My god, they are loud creatures. I don’t think there is anything louder than a pack of teen girls.
My god, they are loud creatures. I don’t think there is anything louder than a pack of teen girls.
We have become the house where the teens congregate, so I’m baking brownies for the girlies.
It sounds like they are killing each other in the basement. I guess that means they are having fun.
It sounds like they are killing each other in the basement. I guess that means they are having fun.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We have become the house where the teens congregate, so I’m baking brownies for the girlies.
It sounds like they are killing each other in the basement. I guess that means they are having fun.
It sounds like they are killing each other in the basement. I guess that means they are having fun.
SHIT IS ALWAYS BEEPING IN MY HOUSE WHEN MY HUSBAND IS AWAY
In related news, we have a smoke detector in a place where I was not aware there was one.
In related news, we have a smoke detector in a place where I was not aware there was one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
SHIT IS ALWAYS BEEPING IN MY HOUSE WHEN MY HUSBAND IS AWAY
In related news, we have a smoke detector in a place where I was not aware there was one.
In related news, we have a smoke detector in a place where I was not aware there was one.
What is even happening here.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What is even happening here.
I wonder what the convoy people are gonna fixate on next when they finally move on from the ostriches.
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wonder what the convoy people are gonna fixate on next when they finally move on from the ostriches.
Little B is currently raging because the word kitchen “doesn’t look good.” She doesn’t approve. Spell it better, English language.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Little B is currently raging because the word kitchen “doesn’t look good.” She doesn’t approve. Spell it better, English language.
Please fix this before December 1st. Although I do see the WestJet to Orlando is still going.
Fuuuuuck. Hope my husband gets home next week.
Fuuuuuck. Hope my husband gets home next week.
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Please fix this before December 1st. Although I do see the WestJet to Orlando is still going.
Fuuuuuck. Hope my husband gets home next week.
Fuuuuuck. Hope my husband gets home next week.
Weird day in parliament.
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Weird day in parliament.
You guys what if I go back to school to become a cardiology technologist? Apparently I can do that. And then I can do the sticker tests and they will actually pay me to hang out in the ECG hallway at the hospital.
I feel like I’m already ahead because I know where the stickers go.
I feel like I’m already ahead because I know where the stickers go.
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You guys what if I go back to school to become a cardiology technologist? Apparently I can do that. And then I can do the sticker tests and they will actually pay me to hang out in the ECG hallway at the hospital.
I feel like I’m already ahead because I know where the stickers go.
I feel like I’m already ahead because I know where the stickers go.
More like deadoxyribonucleic acid, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
More like deadoxyribonucleic acid, I guess.
Bad news if the bubbly you bought for when it happens is Kirkland Signature prosecco. Good news is you know that return will be easy. Get a hot dog while you’re there.
Prosecco bottles, exercise bikes, leaf blowers, alpacas (plush) and more! It was another week of consumer product recalls and safety warnings. Check to see if you own any of these dangerous products: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bad news if the bubbly you bought for when it happens is Kirkland Signature prosecco. Good news is you know that return will be easy. Get a hot dog while you’re there.
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Just reading this after earlier reading that PP’s Cons were threatening to ruin the lives of anyone who crossed.
Just reading this after earlier reading that PP’s Cons were threatening to ruin the lives of anyone who crossed.
"Conservative Alberta MP Matt Jeneroux announced Thursday he is resigning from the House of Commons, according to statement shared with CBC News, a decision that comes after rumours swirled this week that he was considering crossing the floor to the Liberals."
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux announces resignation from Parliament | CBC News
Conservative Alberta MP Matt Jeneroux announced Thursday he is resigning from the House of Commons, according to statement shared with CBC News, a decision that comes after rumours swirled this week t...
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November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Just reading this after earlier reading that PP’s Cons were threatening to ruin the lives of anyone who crossed.
Just reading this after earlier reading that PP’s Cons were threatening to ruin the lives of anyone who crossed.
Oh damn, Trump take pecan pie, whipped topping, and sweet potato casserole.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh damn, Trump take pecan pie, whipped topping, and sweet potato casserole.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Lol this time last year, PP was 100% sure he was going to be prime minister.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lol this time last year, PP was 100% sure he was going to be prime minister.
The icing on the cake that was this trial.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The icing on the cake that was this trial.
So do you think there’s a big market for the giant $250 Lindt advent calendars they have at Costco?
I could get a good chunk of a 12ft skeleton for that price. I’m just saying.
I could get a good chunk of a 12ft skeleton for that price. I’m just saying.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So do you think there’s a big market for the giant $250 Lindt advent calendars they have at Costco?
I could get a good chunk of a 12ft skeleton for that price. I’m just saying.
I could get a good chunk of a 12ft skeleton for that price. I’m just saying.
So uhhh…when do I find out if our flight is one of the 10% that isn’t flying?
I know this is very selfish, but I do not want this to get fucked up. 😩
I know this is very selfish, but I do not want this to get fucked up. 😩
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So uhhh…when do I find out if our flight is one of the 10% that isn’t flying?
I know this is very selfish, but I do not want this to get fucked up. 😩
I know this is very selfish, but I do not want this to get fucked up. 😩
Hmmm, very much the front runner for my fave crash out post.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hmmm, very much the front runner for my fave crash out post.
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
My house in November 4th, 2025 also now exists only as a memory. Time does work that way.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My house in November 4th, 2025 also now exists only as a memory. Time does work that way.
Celebrating with a piece of buttery toasted homemade bread and my friend’s peach jam.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Celebrating with a piece of buttery toasted homemade bread and my friend’s peach jam.