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16yo thinks we need this dog. It’s a no because I’m all full of pets. But look at this guy. lol.
A ragged 10yo Chinese crested dog who has seen some things.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Gaze upon my wee maple-glazed apple fritters and weep, for you have none to consume.
Just some little apple fritters on a a rack, letting the maple glaze set.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I wonder what the convoy people are gonna fixate on next when they finally move on from the ostriches.
CFIA OFFICE HIT BY POOP Kelowna CFIA office vandalized with feces following ostrich cull And there’s a nice picture of the poo-smeared windows.
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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And then there’s this. Lmao. What a loser.
Hours later, the Conservative leader stood in the Commons and laid out his objections to the government's fiscal blueprint - as all official Opposition leaders traditionally do. He delivered a more-than 25-minute speech on the first day of debate on the budget, castigating the Liberal plan for $141-billion in new spending over five years, and answered a few MP questions. But then he failed to present the party's desired changes via an amendment — an oversight the Liberal government said is unprecedented. The backrooms of Parliament quickly went into overdrive. "It is a historic f--up," said one Liberal government official with knowledge of the talks, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss confidential matters. Traditionally the official Opposition leader has proposed the main budget amendment. The Bloc Québécois seized on the unexpected opening to swiftly present notice of their own motion to amend the budget - which now becomes the main proposed change to the document - as Conservatives scrambled to fix the oversight. The BQ is the third party in the Commons and would not ordinarily be the lead party to frame the opposition's objections to a government budget. The Liberals said it left the Conservatives stuck with trying to change the BQ's wording in order to express their own budget objections.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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lol my middle kid just texted a pic of a whiteboard that was just her and her friends roasting Trump with insults. Interesting lunch time activity.

Conclusion: “high key bad”.

Anyways, now she’s getting these pics. And this one because I love it.
Trump looking orange and confused in his Trump was right about everything hat.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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😬 Oh dear.
And Leah, you have a new book called "The Dignity of Dependence," where you suggest that liberal feminism has failed us by forcing women to suppress their nature and fit into workplaces and social systems made for men.
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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lol.
A close up of Trump looking like he’s on the verge of keeling over in his “Trump was right about everything” hat. Trump’s weird hand. The light patch is getting bigger I think.
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Do we have a time set for this or…???
METRO EXCLUSIVE Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET 68 Comments
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Jim Walden and Zohran Mamdani currently tied in the NYC mayoral race.
The candidates for mayor and their percentage of votes which is nothing. They aren’t counting yet.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Blocked into oblivion.
Lisa Guerrero skeet If you gotta try to fake getting hit as a batter... You don't deserve to win in game seven of the World Series. Fuck that shit.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I think this 85?
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Gonna buy this and then set up a new home business.
Temu ad for a manual of laparoscopic and hysteroscopic surgery. I’m sure it’s certified AI-free.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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lol Nazis are bad BUT
This sock that I have that has pink and green flowers and in blue it says STOP TALKING.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Cool.
Pardy's comments came days before an announcement by the Alberta Prosperity Project that members of the group had met with senior officials in Donald Trump's White House regarding Alberta independence. "The confidential meeting, requested by U.S. counterparts to maintain diplomatic discretion, focused on economic partnerships, energy security, and the strategic benefits of an independent Alberta Republic," reads an Alberta Prosperity Project press release. Modry has said Trump officials discussed lending Alberta $500 million to separate from Canada.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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First thing she did was pee on the snow-covered front steps when I turned my head.
A wee floof black dog in a red monster sweater checks out the snowy driveway. And I’m wearing hot pink crocs.
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Man, this really came out of nowhere. Hope it keeps up and we can have First Snowman Of The Year Day.
Just a whole lot of white stuff in front of my pine and spruce trees.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Nature trying to cheer him up. Saw these two crossing our street when he left to get a new fitting that hopefully won’t crack under the pressure of less than half its max PSI.
Mom and baby moose cross a rural street in the evening.
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Why should I have to divorce my Nazi husband? says woman, who purports to not be a Nazi.
"To suggest that I must divorce my husband over political or social views is not only unreasonable, it's insulting to the many couples who hold different perspectives yet remain committed to each other," she wrote.
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Getting two on the left for my teens and a pile of the ones on the right to just hand out to friends over the coming years.
A tea towel with big colourful polka dots that says “washing dishes builds character. Maybe you should give it a fucking try.” A lovely tea towel with a vase of flowers and it says “menopause. what the fuck?”
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Somehow getting targeted ads intended for Trump’s ballroom planners.
A way fair ad for an “accent chair”, but it’s a massive golden throne with lions for arms.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Sherwin Williams went with…beige.
Sherwin Williams color of the year is…universal khaki. Picture is of a dull room with beige walls. Would work good in a colourless nursery full of wood toys for a child named Wren.
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Please send me your leaves. I just have needles now.
The view from my living room window. Just a bunch of spruce and pine.
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
A loafing floofy tuxedo cat stares at the camera.
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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14yo is doing genotype/phenotype stuff in science class. She “had a baby” with her friend and then she drew it. So this is my granddaughter, Sprout. She has a lot of neck rolls and her outfit is why 14yos shouldn’t be mothers.
It’s a hastily drawn creepy looking white baby with red hair, and green eyes (probably the pertinent phenotypical points) and she’s wearing a sleeper (I guess) with Roblox man faces all over it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Hi! This is my cat, Nixie Knox. Did you know that x is very useful if your name is Nixie Knox? It also comes in handy spelling ax and extra fox!
A tricolour kitty face close up, mostly orange.
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM