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Halibut
@halibut.bsky.social
Aloof Wife
No terfs allowed
Absolutely yes. Sometimes the pain comes later, sometimes it doesn’t.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You just get used to finding poop on yourself for a while.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
No, I want to stay married.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
lol you do not want to know how many peed on shoes I’ve dealt with in my 16 years of parenting.

Nothing will ever touch diarrhea snow pants though. The truest test.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It would be an interesting battle for supremacy between Wee Jenkins and Ditto.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yes. With no teeth.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh, they are aware. Part of the joke because so many of the ostrich-loving Ostrich People have been sharing memes with emus.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I had to tell him in the driveway after he drove me home. And he’s like “you know, my dad said he thought that’s what this was, but I didn’t believe him.” Lmao. Ol’ Gunnar has a better crush raydar.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My husband on our first date. Lol.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I used to be able to tell, which is how I know nobody has a crush on my haggard old self anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s one of those words that just gets weirder the more you look at it. It’s enraging. And more so if you know that the k doesn’t even need to be there.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That’s where my parents grew up. Then I lived there for a year in college, but I just say Toronto because who is going to believe Etobicoke.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My alarm panel decided to tell me there was a glass break in the living area and also a basement flood. But neither of those things were true.

BEEP…………. BEEP
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I thaw my turkey at the beginning of October.

But you know what? It snowed last night and then today it was warm enough for Birkenstocks and a t shirt. 52 whole freedom degrees!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh, you answered my question.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM