MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
Watching Harry Potter.
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watching Harry Potter.
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
As an aside (I’ve actually never minded them, they have really nice fans) I kinda want Palace to be punished for basically not playing Uche at all this season. Why did they sign him? That could have been Leeds!!*
*we wouldn’t have played him either
*we wouldn’t have played him either
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As an aside (I’ve actually never minded them, they have really nice fans) I kinda want Palace to be punished for basically not playing Uche at all this season. Why did they sign him? That could have been Leeds!!*
*we wouldn’t have played him either
*we wouldn’t have played him either
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃
I thought I was incapable of feeling anything towards Leeds United at the moment but then I saw photos of Ilia Gruev being kind to the elderly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I thought I was incapable of feeling anything towards Leeds United at the moment but then I saw photos of Ilia Gruev being kind to the elderly.
They were saying all sorts of mad, unsubstantiated shit about Mbappé like “he’s lost his pace”
Normally men don’t like to reveal their insane lack of ball knowledge but they stuck their neck out and
Normally men don’t like to reveal their insane lack of ball knowledge but they stuck their neck out and
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They were saying all sorts of mad, unsubstantiated shit about Mbappé like “he’s lost his pace”
Normally men don’t like to reveal their insane lack of ball knowledge but they stuck their neck out and
Normally men don’t like to reveal their insane lack of ball knowledge but they stuck their neck out and
This link up gives me life, it nourishes me, it clears my skin, it thickens my hair, I’m at least 2 inches taller. This is how I sleep at night:
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This link up gives me life, it nourishes me, it clears my skin, it thickens my hair, I’m at least 2 inches taller. This is how I sleep at night:
And one of these for dessert, right?
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
And one of these for dessert, right?
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I just watched HEY, I MADE THIS FOR YOU (27th person on Letterboxd to log it) and I must ask, is the trope of Americans casually breaking into schools at night based on reality? It’s so common in film & TV that I have to assume it’s happening all over the gaff. #filmsky
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just watched HEY, I MADE THIS FOR YOU (27th person on Letterboxd to log it) and I must ask, is the trope of Americans casually breaking into schools at night based on reality? It’s so common in film & TV that I have to assume it’s happening all over the gaff. #filmsky
When Rangers fans tell me their chief exec and technical director have been sacked:
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When Rangers fans tell me their chief exec and technical director have been sacked:
LOLing at non Leeds United people asking - in exasperation - if I can go more than a month without having a misty eyed, Bielsa-era inspired emotional meltdown.
No. Until another manager and team comes along that alters my brain chemistry again, the answer is NO.
No. Until another manager and team comes along that alters my brain chemistry again, the answer is NO.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
LOLing at non Leeds United people asking - in exasperation - if I can go more than a month without having a misty eyed, Bielsa-era inspired emotional meltdown.
No. Until another manager and team comes along that alters my brain chemistry again, the answer is NO.
No. Until another manager and team comes along that alters my brain chemistry again, the answer is NO.
I won’t make the next milestone* so I thought I’d share how my three milestones thus far are serendipitously all 2025 releases and first time watches (🇬🇧)
*Because of time, I’m not dying or anything
*Because of time, I’m not dying or anything
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I won’t make the next milestone* so I thought I’d share how my three milestones thus far are serendipitously all 2025 releases and first time watches (🇬🇧)
*Because of time, I’m not dying or anything
*Because of time, I’m not dying or anything
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I genuinely think Sabrina The Teenage Witch season 1 is the best sitcom of the 90s. Melissa Joan Hart had miniature Melly in a chokehold. An icon!
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I genuinely think Sabrina The Teenage Witch season 1 is the best sitcom of the 90s. Melissa Joan Hart had miniature Melly in a chokehold. An icon!