MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
How the other half live, etc, but having the luxury of being able to send someone like Paz away on what’s essentially a glorified loan but with so much more stability for the player and the added benefit of an emerging young coach… delicious. Wouldn’t be shocked if Jacobo also returns to Madrid.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How the other half live, etc, but having the luxury of being able to send someone like Paz away on what’s essentially a glorified loan but with so much more stability for the player and the added benefit of an emerging young coach… delicious. Wouldn’t be shocked if Jacobo also returns to Madrid.
I’ve already accepted we are going down, I’m not going to feel too low about it. We haven’t made the effort so it’s easier to swallow.
We can wave to Frank Lampard as he passes us on the way up.
We can wave to Frank Lampard as he passes us on the way up.
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ve already accepted we are going down, I’m not going to feel too low about it. We haven’t made the effort so it’s easier to swallow.
We can wave to Frank Lampard as he passes us on the way up.
We can wave to Frank Lampard as he passes us on the way up.
Maybe I should be easier on Farke, there’s a lot of delusion in the air in this sport.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Maybe I should be easier on Farke, there’s a lot of delusion in the air in this sport.
A lot of fans seem to be focussed only on our likely heavy defeat at City tomorrow…. I’m not sure all of them have actually thought about us being second bottom and potentially 3 points adrift if West Ham and Burnley pick up points. #LUFC
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A lot of fans seem to be focussed only on our likely heavy defeat at City tomorrow…. I’m not sure all of them have actually thought about us being second bottom and potentially 3 points adrift if West Ham and Burnley pick up points. #LUFC
I bet Jesse Marsch and Paraag Marathe follow that account.
They probably run it!!
They probably run it!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I bet Jesse Marsch and Paraag Marathe follow that account.
They probably run it!!
They probably run it!!
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
I thought I’d hate this, but apart from the killer being too predictable, it was such good fun. Particularly enjoyed the set piece in the store at the beginning.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I thought I’d hate this, but apart from the killer being too predictable, it was such good fun. Particularly enjoyed the set piece in the store at the beginning.
Pillion is very good, would definitely recommend! Surprisingly funny and sweet (v fruity, ofc).
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pillion is very good, would definitely recommend! Surprisingly funny and sweet (v fruity, ofc).
I actually have a theory that Harry Potter and Pillion are canon but nobody needs to hear it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I actually have a theory that Harry Potter and Pillion are canon but nobody needs to hear it.
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
With Oz and Avatar-rereleased-with-new colour-palette due out? We’ll be in the trenches until January.
Only Gwynny in Marty Supreme can save us now.
Only Gwynny in Marty Supreme can save us now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
With Oz and Avatar-rereleased-with-new colour-palette due out? We’ll be in the trenches until January.
Only Gwynny in Marty Supreme can save us now.
Only Gwynny in Marty Supreme can save us now.
I’m probably going to be trapped indoors all weekend anyway, but Odeon’s distribution is rubbish. There’s at least 3 films I’d be going to see this weekend given the chance. I assume the pink-green domination explains why at least a couple aren’t showing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m probably going to be trapped indoors all weekend anyway, but Odeon’s distribution is rubbish. There’s at least 3 films I’d be going to see this weekend given the chance. I assume the pink-green domination explains why at least a couple aren’t showing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A few fans of other clubs have told me that they think we’ll be “fine” but when I ask them who the relegated 3 would be, or what teams they think we can beat….. crickets.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A few fans of other clubs have told me that they think we’ll be “fine” but when I ask them who the relegated 3 would be, or what teams they think we can beat….. crickets.
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
The next transfer window will probably be no better than the last. We have a DOF who can’t buy or sell and owners who apparently either can’t or don’t want to free up big bucks.
We have to get more out of the players we’ve got. Hence a managerial change is the most obvious tactic.
We have to get more out of the players we’ve got. Hence a managerial change is the most obvious tactic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The next transfer window will probably be no better than the last. We have a DOF who can’t buy or sell and owners who apparently either can’t or don’t want to free up big bucks.
We have to get more out of the players we’ve got. Hence a managerial change is the most obvious tactic.
We have to get more out of the players we’ve got. Hence a managerial change is the most obvious tactic.
We’ve reached a point where I’m chronically online and still don’t understand anything.
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We’ve reached a point where I’m chronically online and still don’t understand anything.
Where abouts are you staying?
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Where abouts are you staying?
Haha, no, but thanks for checking!
You should treat yourself to the vegan poached eggs at Frutas Prohibitas, though. Witchcraft.
You should treat yourself to the vegan poached eggs at Frutas Prohibitas, though. Witchcraft.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Haha, no, but thanks for checking!
You should treat yourself to the vegan poached eggs at Frutas Prohibitas, though. Witchcraft.
You should treat yourself to the vegan poached eggs at Frutas Prohibitas, though. Witchcraft.