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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
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This has got to be what comes up when you ask ChatGPT: "What's something the president can easily announce to make it seem like he's not inches from death?"
Trump's big announcement scheduled for this afternoon will be about relocating Space Command, per AP
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This has got to be what comes up when you ask ChatGPT: "What's something the president can easily announce to make it seem like he's not inches from death?"
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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BBC reports Daddy’s only angry because you spilled the milk and this is the only way you’ll learn
I don't say this lightly, but the BBC are really not up to this moment.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
How Zelensky's lack of a suit may have fuelled Oval Office spat
The Ukrainian president's military-style attire came up before he was upbraided by President Trump and JD Vance.
www.bbc.com
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
BBC reports Daddy’s only angry because you spilled the milk and this is the only way you’ll learn
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My least favorite news stories are going to be “these white women voted for trump and now look at their shitty lives.”
February 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My least favorite news stories are going to be “these white women voted for trump and now look at their shitty lives.”
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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I’m not a brilliant political strategist but democrats might want to look at this one. I dunno. Could work? Nah, forget it. A strongly worded email and a fundraising text message should keep this from happening again.
Elon Musk, who has not been elected or officially appointed to any office, successfully pushed the FAA Administrator to resign 9 days ago.
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m not a brilliant political strategist but democrats might want to look at this one. I dunno. Could work? Nah, forget it. A strongly worded email and a fundraising text message should keep this from happening again.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...
Indie Bookstores Will Soon Be Able to Sell E-Books
Bookshop, a site that lets independent, bricks-and-mortar bookshops sell their books online, is launching an app that will allow the sales of e-books, too.
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...
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Our one saving grace is Reddit mods throttling links to Twitter genuinely upsets and angers and saddens Elon Musk. He probably punched a hand dryer in a bathroom over it.
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Our one saving grace is Reddit mods throttling links to Twitter genuinely upsets and angers and saddens Elon Musk. He probably punched a hand dryer in a bathroom over it.
Just a thought: If someone does something that looks EXACTLY like a Nazi salute, it's on them to persuade you that it's not. You don't have to go on a laborious psychological journey to find some way that they innocently Mr. Beaned their way into it.
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just a thought: If someone does something that looks EXACTLY like a Nazi salute, it's on them to persuade you that it's not. You don't have to go on a laborious psychological journey to find some way that they innocently Mr. Beaned their way into it.
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DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
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Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
I just want someone to gently take me by the hand and tell me whether to get rid of my Neil Gaiman and Alice Munro books.
January 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I just want someone to gently take me by the hand and tell me whether to get rid of my Neil Gaiman and Alice Munro books.