✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
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how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking
https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking1
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hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
i love when a villain monologues. yes king tell me your quarterly goals before you steal the moon.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i love when a villain monologues. yes king tell me your quarterly goals before you steal the moon.
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much, then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the kitchen like a rat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much, then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the kitchen like a rat.
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I think it's punk to care, actually.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I think it's punk to care, actually.
the met gala should have one regular person in a sensible cardigan just to measure the vibes scientifically.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the met gala should have one regular person in a sensible cardigan just to measure the vibes scientifically.
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Gonna make a movie about punctuation. It's a period piece.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gonna make a movie about punctuation. It's a period piece.
i like when a movie says “no animals were harmed” because it strongly implies several humans were and they’re not taking questions
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i like when a movie says “no animals were harmed” because it strongly implies several humans were and they’re not taking questions
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cell phone speakers were a mistake
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
cell phone speakers were a mistake
the history channel used to be about vikings and pyramids and now it’s just one guy named ron insisting a warehouse is haunted because the air conditioner turned on
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the history channel used to be about vikings and pyramids and now it’s just one guy named ron insisting a warehouse is haunted because the air conditioner turned on
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what i really want to know is whenaburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what i really want to know is whenaburger
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they should invent scrolling but for books
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
they should invent scrolling but for books
i think streaming services should have a “popular with your enemies” row where they put all the shows that end on cliffhangers and never got renewed
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i think streaming services should have a “popular with your enemies” row where they put all the shows that end on cliffhangers and never got renewed
i don’t think the joker should be allowed to call himself that unless he’s actually doing five solid minutes at an open mic
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i don’t think the joker should be allowed to call himself that unless he’s actually doing five solid minutes at an open mic
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john wick's not even a candle guy?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
john wick's not even a candle guy?
a romcom should legally require the love interest to show up in the rain at least once, even if the movie takes place entirely in a desert.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
a romcom should legally require the love interest to show up in the rain at least once, even if the movie takes place entirely in a desert.
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some of you? annoying
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
some of you? annoying
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fellas is it codependent when two people like each other
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
fellas is it codependent when two people like each other
every time someone reboots a franchise, somewhere in Hollywood a writer whispers, “yes… finally… a chance to correct the hair gel decisions of 2009”.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
every time someone reboots a franchise, somewhere in Hollywood a writer whispers, “yes… finally… a chance to correct the hair gel decisions of 2009”.
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the pope told every filmmaker and actor he met with today to look at the airbud franchise as a model for how to create tasteful media that can withstand the test of time
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the pope told every filmmaker and actor he met with today to look at the airbud franchise as a model for how to create tasteful media that can withstand the test of time
if your best friend doesn’t hype you up like you’re the secret 13th member of the Ocean’s Eleven crew, get a new best friend.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
if your best friend doesn’t hype you up like you’re the secret 13th member of the Ocean’s Eleven crew, get a new best friend.
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it should be illegal to roll your window down and listen in to someone else’s drive thru order. that is an intimate moment a sacred ritual that ought not be desecrated
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it should be illegal to roll your window down and listen in to someone else’s drive thru order. that is an intimate moment a sacred ritual that ought not be desecrated
i make a lot of jokes about going off the grid to live in a small rory gilmore ass town but the reality is that i’m meant to live in the city. i cannot be the only person in the superstore with makeup like dakota fanning in the runaways (2010)
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i make a lot of jokes about going off the grid to live in a small rory gilmore ass town but the reality is that i’m meant to live in the city. i cannot be the only person in the superstore with makeup like dakota fanning in the runaways (2010)
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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when people say “be the bigger person,” i imagine physically growing until i am unstoppable.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when people say “be the bigger person,” i imagine physically growing until i am unstoppable.
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if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone