Kenz!
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Kenz!
@meanstoakenz.bsky.social
There are so many cats in the world, and I weep that I cannot pet them all.

she/her
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Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop
"Put your hands behind your back."

"I'm trying, you have to let go of them first."
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Was just talking with someone last night about how conservatives' understanding of economics boils down to a cargo cult for factories.
What if MAGA did the Great Leap Forward?
April 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Was just talking with someone last night about how conservatives' understanding of economics boils down to a cargo cult for factories.
What if MAGA did the Great Leap Forward?
April 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It just sucks that anyone who wants to complain about dumbass culture war shit gets paid a million dollars by Russia and anyone who wants to investigate corruption in a Sheriff’s Department has to be like “hey can you PLEASE send me five dollars for my newsletter I’m begging you”
September 5, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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Maybe Garfield was on to something by loving lasagna and hating Mondays
August 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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WE INTERRUPT YOUR DOOMSCROLLING & EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: CAT WITH THEREMIN.
may i offer you these pictures in this trying time? i bought yolo a theremin kit for xmas 3 years ago and finally got around to building it for him
July 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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As soon as we learned that Crooks was a registered Republican it was clear that the assassination attempt was going to be a two-day story.
July 16, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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Tempted to read J. D. Vance's Hillbilly Elegy? Skip it and listen to this instead
‎If Books Could Kill: Hillbilly Elegy on Apple Podcasts
‎Show If Books Could Kill, Ep Hillbilly Elegy - Mar 23, 2023
podcasts.apple.com
July 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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the "violence shook this previously peaceful white christian nationalist rally railing against the vermin tainting the blood of the country" stories are going to destroy me
July 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Pretty clear that the Federalist Society project to take over the courts for the far right is the most successful and consequential political effort in history. Only took them a few decades. Meanwhile, Dems are like "Let's not be hasty, blue slips serve an important function in preserving comity."
July 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I think a lot of Democrats (both in power and voters) have operated under the assumption that hardcore conservatives think of politics the same way they do just with different values, and as a result, have vastly underestimated the degree to which Republican voters genuinely want them to die.
Some blame Trump's rise on elite lib failings. Fine, but the story can't end there.

What if some Trump voters back him not despite the criminality/threats to inflict suffering on other groups, but *because* of those things? 5/

can't top @adamserwer.bsky.social here

newrepublic.com/article/1819...
May 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Weirdly, this disturbs me almost more than anything we heard about Alito.
It suggests someone very deep into MAGA world, not able to distinguish between reality and the outrage machine.
May 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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the professor they threw on the ground is a former chair of Jewish studies
May 2, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Riddles are just puns pretending to be smart
January 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?

Rabbi: Join Twitter.

Congregant: And will I live forever?

Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
January 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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What makes this both laughable and appalling is: just try this logic with any judge other than one on SCOTUS. "Providing benefits" to a judge will immediately get both of you indicted.
THAT IS A FORM OF INFLUENCE. YOU’RE A FUCKING LAW PROFESSOR.
December 18, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Underrated awful part of AI is how it's absolutely flooded google search results for human-made art and made finding what you're looking for substantially harder.
December 9, 2023 at 2:50 AM
A jukebox musical of all the songs I sing to our cats.
November 21, 2023 at 11:33 PM