McGarvy
mcgarvy.bsky.social
McGarvy
@mcgarvy.bsky.social
TROY PARROTTTTTTTTTTTTT
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Simone Biles eat your heart out
bringing up Epstein and peddling obvious lies about your ties with him is certainly a choice
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shot, chaser.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it took me 6 years to get there but here we are
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pope Leo’s Letterboxd account would go so hard
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dick Cheney got sent to Lucifer, Zohran won the Mamdate, Latinos went dark woke, Pelosi retired, and Sandwich guy walks free. The Week of Woke 2 continues.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If I’m a republican, the thing I would be worried about right now is whether Trump’s actions in the past year have done permanent damage to Latino voters, cause a 30-40 point swing in one year is a lot more than just a vibe shift.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A smallish nitpick I have is the idea that NYC is a uniquely far-left part of the country. And sure, there’s parts of the city that are as leftist as you’ll find anywhere in the country (see: Bushwick), but NYC is a big place! It’s bigger than most states! And there’s lots of moderates/republicans!
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This entire election can be summarized with this one map.

The Upper East Side and the incredibly wealthy 57th-79th street area voted **heavily** for Cuomo

The further uptown you go, the lower the average income is. By the time you hit 96th street and East Harlem, you’re in Zohran territory.
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Okay enough with the fun @chiosse.bsky.social time to announce the primary challenge
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Mikie Sherrill improved over Kamala Harris’ margins in every single county. All of them. Every. Single. One.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Woke 2: Electric Boogaloo
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Most of the remaining vote in NYC looks pretty favorable to Zohran. The Mamdate seems likely to survive.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM