mayonnaise
@mayonnaizze.bsky.social
24, GNC/nonbinary/genderfluid, amateur NSFW artist and computer hobbyist, plus lowkey leftist activist (randomly and rabidly horny on main, minors DNI. also if you dont like politics, it'd be best not to follow.)
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12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
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i love having long hair
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i love having long hair
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inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
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I've seen a lot of crazy song titles in my time, especially since I'm mostly attuned to extreme metal music.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I've seen a lot of crazy song titles in my time, especially since I'm mostly attuned to extreme metal music.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
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Hey, young furries? Take it from this old greymuzzle who's been here a couple decades, no matter what purity shit you do, you're still a fuckin' furry. Embrace the weird n the queer. It's better for your heart anyways
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hey, young furries? Take it from this old greymuzzle who's been here a couple decades, no matter what purity shit you do, you're still a fuckin' furry. Embrace the weird n the queer. It's better for your heart anyways
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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5 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Former Obama natl security assoc. Lucas Schleusener says group called STARRS & Trump advisor Laura Loomer combing thru fed employees' posts for anything showing they're LGBTQ+ & harassing them or getting them fired in a "Lavender Scare" purge like the 1950s.
National security expert says second Lavender Scare is here as gov't purges LGBTQ+ workers - LGBTQ Nation
Is Laura Loomer the new Joseph McCarthy?
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
5 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Former Obama natl security assoc. Lucas Schleusener says group called STARRS & Trump advisor Laura Loomer combing thru fed employees' posts for anything showing they're LGBTQ+ & harassing them or getting them fired in a "Lavender Scare" purge like the 1950s.
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ooooh they big kissing
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ooooh they big kissing
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I'm still obsessed with the idea of old depressed Luke Skywalker being like, this mysterious drifter heartthrob to all those weird little frog aliens for a couple of months before they all realized how much of a downer he was
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm still obsessed with the idea of old depressed Luke Skywalker being like, this mysterious drifter heartthrob to all those weird little frog aliens for a couple of months before they all realized how much of a downer he was
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Voices of the Void
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Voices of the Void
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quick n dirty @mothmilfs.bsky.social Rose, a lovely mantis that can kill (if only she would stop getting stuck in situations)
finally getting back on the horse, still very rough, but i think it's good to just finish something.
finally getting back on the horse, still very rough, but i think it's good to just finish something.
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
quick n dirty @mothmilfs.bsky.social Rose, a lovely mantis that can kill (if only she would stop getting stuck in situations)
finally getting back on the horse, still very rough, but i think it's good to just finish something.
finally getting back on the horse, still very rough, but i think it's good to just finish something.
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
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❤️🩹Cult of the fat Lamb ass!!~❤️🩹 (you WILL submit!~ you don't get a choice!! lest you become the next victim of her biggol hammer!!~) #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #Lambert #Lamb #CultOfTheLamb #COTL
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
❤️🩹Cult of the fat Lamb ass!!~❤️🩹 (you WILL submit!~ you don't get a choice!! lest you become the next victim of her biggol hammer!!~) #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #Lambert #Lamb #CultOfTheLamb #COTL
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Like I was saying. LEAVE THE NAZI DOX BOT SITE ALREADY.
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Like I was saying. LEAVE THE NAZI DOX BOT SITE ALREADY.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Vintage Story.... why are the bears just like that...........
#shrimpscribs #ArtyaGallery #VintageStory
#shrimpscribs #ArtyaGallery #VintageStory
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Vintage Story.... why are the bears just like that...........
#shrimpscribs #ArtyaGallery #VintageStory
#shrimpscribs #ArtyaGallery #VintageStory
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These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.
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Never posted about this before, but this game consumed me completely back then...
Peep the battlestation
Peep the battlestation
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Never posted about this before, but this game consumed me completely back then...
Peep the battlestation
Peep the battlestation
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sketch comm from a lil bit ago for @papaboh.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sketch comm from a lil bit ago for @papaboh.bsky.social