Max Newland
@maxnewland.com
Asian American Voice Actor for audiobook, commercial, animation and interactive | Represented in WA, OR, ID, and MT by Big Fish NW Talent | Demo reels at www.maxnewland.com
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he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease
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hello it is my birthday, if you feel so inclined please check out my little novella i published recently thank you merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
Vampirocene by merritt k
A climate horror novella
merrittk.itch.io
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
hello it is my birthday, if you feel so inclined please check out my little novella i published recently thank you merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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Fergie has a song called Milf $ where she says the words "You've got that milk money, I've got that milf money." Anyway I can hear the dark wraith closing in on my hiding spot and I don't think I'm getting out of this. I never should've explored those mysterious ruins that landed on top of my bidet.
September 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Fergie has a song called Milf $ where she says the words "You've got that milk money, I've got that milf money." Anyway I can hear the dark wraith closing in on my hiding spot and I don't think I'm getting out of this. I never should've explored those mysterious ruins that landed on top of my bidet.
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The #AlabasterDawn Demo is OUT NOW!
Playtime around 1.5 hours!
9 Enemy Types
4 Boss Battles
Story, Exploration AND Puzzles!
Saves will carry over to future versions!
NOW ON STEAM:
store.steampowered.com/app/3900710/...
Playtime around 1.5 hours!
9 Enemy Types
4 Boss Battles
Story, Exploration AND Puzzles!
Saves will carry over to future versions!
NOW ON STEAM:
store.steampowered.com/app/3900710/...
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The #AlabasterDawn Demo is OUT NOW!
Playtime around 1.5 hours!
9 Enemy Types
4 Boss Battles
Story, Exploration AND Puzzles!
Saves will carry over to future versions!
NOW ON STEAM:
store.steampowered.com/app/3900710/...
Playtime around 1.5 hours!
9 Enemy Types
4 Boss Battles
Story, Exploration AND Puzzles!
Saves will carry over to future versions!
NOW ON STEAM:
store.steampowered.com/app/3900710/...
Tobias Funke levels of cope. "It hasn't worked for anyone in the past fifty years... But It Could Work For Us!!!"
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tobias Funke levels of cope. "It hasn't worked for anyone in the past fifty years... But It Could Work For Us!!!"
What else is there to say honestly
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What else is there to say honestly
I'm literally nice
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm literally nice
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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widdle mushroom goil 🍄🟫✨
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
widdle mushroom goil 🍄🟫✨
The sitcom I judge all others against
September 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The sitcom I judge all others against
What Would Wako Izumi Do
September 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What Would Wako Izumi Do
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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Oh Nintendo is doing a pal world knock off without the guns?
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oh Nintendo is doing a pal world knock off without the guns?
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you know, its never worked at any point in the last 100 years but I'm certain that if we band together and get really mad and point out the hypocracy of how Right Wingers are acting we'll win this time
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
you know, its never worked at any point in the last 100 years but I'm certain that if we band together and get really mad and point out the hypocracy of how Right Wingers are acting we'll win this time
And they were ROOMMATES
September 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
And they were ROOMMATES
Spaghetti with shoes
Pineapple sombrero duck
Literally just landshark
Tall karate chicken
Telekinetic palm tree
It's just keys
Pineapple sombrero duck
Literally just landshark
Tall karate chicken
Telekinetic palm tree
It's just keys
Describe your 6 favorite Pokemon in three words or less.
- cabbage
- ghost pepper crocodile
- purple grinning ghost
- burning falcon
- red jet
- green bowtie bird
- cabbage
- ghost pepper crocodile
- purple grinning ghost
- burning falcon
- red jet
- green bowtie bird
September 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spaghetti with shoes
Pineapple sombrero duck
Literally just landshark
Tall karate chicken
Telekinetic palm tree
It's just keys
Pineapple sombrero duck
Literally just landshark
Tall karate chicken
Telekinetic palm tree
It's just keys
Makes u think
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Makes u think
I do just want to point out that RFK Jr wants to censor fake fictional violence in a country where they'll just full send put a video of a guy getting shot in the head on the news and nobody questions it
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I do just want to point out that RFK Jr wants to censor fake fictional violence in a country where they'll just full send put a video of a guy getting shot in the head on the news and nobody questions it
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What is political violence?
Selling arms to Israel?
Police murdering Black men?
Destroying homeless encampments?
Letting women die from miscarriage?
Prisons?
Tear gassing protesters?
If these don't count, why not?
Selling arms to Israel?
Police murdering Black men?
Destroying homeless encampments?
Letting women die from miscarriage?
Prisons?
Tear gassing protesters?
If these don't count, why not?
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What is political violence?
Selling arms to Israel?
Police murdering Black men?
Destroying homeless encampments?
Letting women die from miscarriage?
Prisons?
Tear gassing protesters?
If these don't count, why not?
Selling arms to Israel?
Police murdering Black men?
Destroying homeless encampments?
Letting women die from miscarriage?
Prisons?
Tear gassing protesters?
If these don't count, why not?
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"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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Character commission.
September 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Character commission.
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I don’t want to post through it. I want it to not be something through which I feel compelled to post
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t want to post through it. I want it to not be something through which I feel compelled to post
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This is also why I almost never leave the Mutuals tab.
"Bluesky is boring."
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
September 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is also why I almost never leave the Mutuals tab.