Cap
@deathcap420.bsky.social
Lil mushroom that goes heehoo and sometimes hoohee.
Hobbies are laughing and smiling ear to ear and SCREAMING!!!!
They/Them
Art Tag: #capmail
i: superkrazybones.bsky.social
h: julesywoolsy.house
📺: https://www.twitch.tv/deathcap420
Hobbies are laughing and smiling ear to ear and SCREAMING!!!!
They/Them
Art Tag: #capmail
i: superkrazybones.bsky.social
h: julesywoolsy.house
📺: https://www.twitch.tv/deathcap420
Whenever a chef tastes the food before serving it, that's an indirect kiss ☺️
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Whenever a chef tastes the food before serving it, that's an indirect kiss ☺️
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"What's the most you ever lost on a coin trick?" - Anton Jokurh
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin trick?" - Anton Jokurh
Being the world's most easily frightened horror fan is hard work.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Being the world's most easily frightened horror fan is hard work.
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who fell asleep while crafting valentines???
more like who woke up @puffilee.com 💌💕
#puffpARTy #firagallery
more like who woke up @puffilee.com 💌💕
#puffpARTy #firagallery
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
who fell asleep while crafting valentines???
more like who woke up @puffilee.com 💌💕
#puffpARTy #firagallery
more like who woke up @puffilee.com 💌💕
#puffpARTy #firagallery
Spilled arizona all over my desk and after cleaning up I'm rewarding myself with a tall glass of chocolate milk also at my desk. I'll learn my lesson when I'm dead.
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Spilled arizona all over my desk and after cleaning up I'm rewarding myself with a tall glass of chocolate milk also at my desk. I'll learn my lesson when I'm dead.
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Well it finally happened, they shrunk me down and this is my life forever!
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Well it finally happened, they shrunk me down and this is my life forever!
People want partners for different reasons, I want one to make someone watch stuff with me everyday and they find me so attractive they always agree.
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
People want partners for different reasons, I want one to make someone watch stuff with me everyday and they find me so attractive they always agree.
Honestly I stopped being disappointed in celebrities when I found out the chipmunks were just pitched up and people couldn't actually do that with their voices.
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Honestly I stopped being disappointed in celebrities when I found out the chipmunks were just pitched up and people couldn't actually do that with their voices.
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(points) whoag what the fuck is that!
oh! it's my schedule!! 💗🎀💕🌈✨
haven't done one of these in a while but it's a jam packed week so i thought it'd be handy! 👍 please look forward to it~
🎀 twitch.tv/puffilee 🎀
oh! it's my schedule!! 💗🎀💕🌈✨
haven't done one of these in a while but it's a jam packed week so i thought it'd be handy! 👍 please look forward to it~
🎀 twitch.tv/puffilee 🎀
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
(points) whoag what the fuck is that!
oh! it's my schedule!! 💗🎀💕🌈✨
haven't done one of these in a while but it's a jam packed week so i thought it'd be handy! 👍 please look forward to it~
🎀 twitch.tv/puffilee 🎀
oh! it's my schedule!! 💗🎀💕🌈✨
haven't done one of these in a while but it's a jam packed week so i thought it'd be handy! 👍 please look forward to it~
🎀 twitch.tv/puffilee 🎀
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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anyone else out there sitting like a bitch like this
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
anyone else out there sitting like a bitch like this
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im lieutenant columbo and i fuck my thick wife crazy style
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
im lieutenant columbo and i fuck my thick wife crazy style
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🔥 WEDNESDAY 🔥
you are cordially invited to sample some delicious hand-made slop! i have curated a collection of Christian media for @julesywoolsy.house @puffilee.com @deathcap420.bsky.social and You to enjoy.
2/4 at 6PM EST
twitch.tv/goodnightfira
you are cordially invited to sample some delicious hand-made slop! i have curated a collection of Christian media for @julesywoolsy.house @puffilee.com @deathcap420.bsky.social and You to enjoy.
2/4 at 6PM EST
twitch.tv/goodnightfira
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🔥 WEDNESDAY 🔥
you are cordially invited to sample some delicious hand-made slop! i have curated a collection of Christian media for @julesywoolsy.house @puffilee.com @deathcap420.bsky.social and You to enjoy.
2/4 at 6PM EST
twitch.tv/goodnightfira
you are cordially invited to sample some delicious hand-made slop! i have curated a collection of Christian media for @julesywoolsy.house @puffilee.com @deathcap420.bsky.social and You to enjoy.
2/4 at 6PM EST
twitch.tv/goodnightfira
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⚠️MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: girl help⚠️
It is (regrettably) that time again!
I lost my job back in November & am still hunting for a new gig. I've been covering expenses thanks to friends' generosity + my savings, but it's becoming admittedly bleak and I'm in need of assistance:
ko-fi.com/stag
It is (regrettably) that time again!
I lost my job back in November & am still hunting for a new gig. I've been covering expenses thanks to friends' generosity + my savings, but it's becoming admittedly bleak and I'm in need of assistance:
ko-fi.com/stag
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
⚠️MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: girl help⚠️
It is (regrettably) that time again!
I lost my job back in November & am still hunting for a new gig. I've been covering expenses thanks to friends' generosity + my savings, but it's becoming admittedly bleak and I'm in need of assistance:
ko-fi.com/stag
It is (regrettably) that time again!
I lost my job back in November & am still hunting for a new gig. I've been covering expenses thanks to friends' generosity + my savings, but it's becoming admittedly bleak and I'm in need of assistance:
ko-fi.com/stag
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February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
*quickly rolls out of bed* Happy Monday everyone!! It's time to sell sell selll!!! Maybe if I sell good enough I'll find my Valentine 😌 See you in 1 hour!
a girl standing next to a chicken in a field of flowers
ALT: a girl standing next to a chicken in a field of flowers
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
*quickly rolls out of bed* Happy Monday everyone!! It's time to sell sell selll!!! Maybe if I sell good enough I'll find my Valentine 😌 See you in 1 hour!
If you're feeling blue do NOT watch Pulse (2001)!!
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
If you're feeling blue do NOT watch Pulse (2001)!!
You know your farming sim's made it when it has a bunch of horny mods on its nexus. Congratulations Coral Island!
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
You know your farming sim's made it when it has a bunch of horny mods on its nexus. Congratulations Coral Island!
It's February, the month of love :) and you know who I love? My friends!! We're gonna hang out and have fun this week, except Monday. That's serious business.
All times 3pm PT/5pm CT/6pm ET
All times 3pm PT/5pm CT/6pm ET
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It's February, the month of love :) and you know who I love? My friends!! We're gonna hang out and have fun this week, except Monday. That's serious business.
All times 3pm PT/5pm CT/6pm ET
All times 3pm PT/5pm CT/6pm ET
(40 hrs into game) Wait a minute....I dont feel anything about this at all! *uninstalls*
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 AM
(40 hrs into game) Wait a minute....I dont feel anything about this at all! *uninstalls*
It's February!!!!!! *undergoes a terrible transformation, when it's over my hat has a brand new spot*
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
It's February!!!!!! *undergoes a terrible transformation, when it's over my hat has a brand new spot*
Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses, you know what a REAL smart cookie reads?!
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses, you know what a REAL smart cookie reads?!
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if you can't wear it, draw it lol☀️🚲🧸
it looks like such a cozy sporty cute thing to lounge around the house in!!
it looks like such a cozy sporty cute thing to lounge around the house in!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
if you can't wear it, draw it lol☀️🚲🧸
it looks like such a cozy sporty cute thing to lounge around the house in!!
it looks like such a cozy sporty cute thing to lounge around the house in!!
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Oh, and speaking of silly, have this:
I'd doodled that weirdo hotdog first, and later started doodling a Deathcap, not intending them to be part of the same image, but now it makes me laugh because it looks like you're fascinated by the living hotdog, and/or going to eat it.
Ridiculous.
I'd doodled that weirdo hotdog first, and later started doodling a Deathcap, not intending them to be part of the same image, but now it makes me laugh because it looks like you're fascinated by the living hotdog, and/or going to eat it.
Ridiculous.
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Oh, and speaking of silly, have this:
I'd doodled that weirdo hotdog first, and later started doodling a Deathcap, not intending them to be part of the same image, but now it makes me laugh because it looks like you're fascinated by the living hotdog, and/or going to eat it.
Ridiculous.
I'd doodled that weirdo hotdog first, and later started doodling a Deathcap, not intending them to be part of the same image, but now it makes me laugh because it looks like you're fascinated by the living hotdog, and/or going to eat it.
Ridiculous.