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40 is the new 25
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
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Since it's December...
IT IS TIME

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December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Objectively, DIE HARD is a movie.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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All the naysayers about crypto, the metaverse, NFTs, and AI were 100% on the money to call bullshit.

Hey, remember when we were all going to go to work in the metaverse wearing VR goggles? And how that certainly happened, and the haters were completely wrong? It's the future, don't be left behind!
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Spending billions of dollars and boiling a lake to get the computer to say "forbidden" words. Back in my day you could do that for free!
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Beach episode ☀️
December 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Thinking about Hot House, the fire department A-10 Thunderbolt.
The person buying gear for the department read "fire support" on a spec sheet and said "oh perfect, that sounds like something we could use!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The biggest mistake in this thread is conflating Fascism with Authoritarianism. Fascism is a philosophy, not a government.
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.

So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.

If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The first three absolutely check out for someone who stopped engaging with culture as a young adult in 2005.

1. Fly Me To The Moon is the end credit theme for Evangelion
2. The Life of Brian is basically required reading for every edgy teenager
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I read this in the same voice as a frustrated mom at family dinner: "WE DO NOT THROW FOOD AT THE TABLE."
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Add this to the list of evidence that Trump is purposely making this shutdown as hard on Anna as possible, while trying to blame it on the Democrats. He wants to be able to say "it's not my fault, my hands are tied", but every time singing comes up with a solution he actively resists it.
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM