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Maxxy
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40 is the new 25
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Spending billions of dollars and boiling a lake to get the computer to say "forbidden" words. Back in my day you could do that for free!
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
About to find out!
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Third by my count, but only on a technicality
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sonic CDs Nuts
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yeah, sorry, my brain is broken in the way that means I can only contextualize real world events in quotes from popular culture sci-fi movies.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Okay sure
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Agreed
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This bullshit is going to drive me insane. The amount of our economy that exists as data on a spreadsheet disconnected from any real value is maddening.
September 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's the fucking underpants gnomes, every time. These tech bros really believe that once they make their AI smart enough, it will tell them how to make a profit.
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Same
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Have you considered the noble 40% layout, with a modestly-sized space key?
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just showed my wife the new Cracker Barrel logo, and her take was "I'm okay with it, but now it looks like Golden Corral" and yeah they're like mirror universe versions of each other almost.
August 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What do you mean? He's totally harmless!
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Elon's trying to make X, The Everything App, into a banking hub, but once again BlueSky is leading the pack.
August 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Super excited that I got to see Garbage playing live last night!
August 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Stopped by a new toy store (Retro Madness in Bedford, TX) and smashed a couple new figures: Marxist Megatron and Pre-lobotomy Shockwave!
August 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I grew up on these streets
July 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No cheating, post you lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'M IN SPAAAAAACE!!!!
July 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The gang
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We've been saying this for DECADES
July 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM