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Local cat dad
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December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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A blessed Rickey Henderson’s birthday to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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He’s like that doctor in Arrested Development 😂
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel like I got raptured
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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You better hope the next Dali Llama or something roots for your favorite team otherwise it’s going to be a Bears Divine Millenium
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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listening to the bears game on the radio with my cab driver and this is what life’s all about man, being angry together with a stranger
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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The best way to know if you're the wrong person to adapt Calvin & Hobbes is if you're the type of person who wants to adapt Calvin & Hobbes.
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I wouldn’t say I’m Catholic anymore but seeing a Fanatics logo that close to the Pope disgusts me
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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IT’S BIG QUAG MONEY BAGS! REPOST THE MONEY QUAGSIRE FOR GOOD TIDINGS AND MANY MONEYS TO COME TO YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND 2026!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Would love to have one of the giant coats that nfl players wear on the sidelines
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart

me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Annie says go bears if you root against the bears you root against Annie
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My weird insomnia friend
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I claim no rights to this stolen meme. Please do not repost to give me valor
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Saw this documentary about you
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Bedard rules man, the special baby boy that was promised
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM