@mattyhoran.bsky.social
Things I've been with varying degrees of failure: Infantryman. Fleet St hack. Press Gallery journo. Spin doctor. Climber. Rugby player. MBA grad. Author.
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Me: wow I'm writing good stuff in this novel tonight, I think I'll just keep on trucking
My brain: dude it's 11pm and we're old, wrap it up
Me: come on I used to do all nighters all the time
Brain: you used to do handsprings too, until that last time
Knees: yeah fuck you for that, by the way
My brain: dude it's 11pm and we're old, wrap it up
Me: come on I used to do all nighters all the time
Brain: you used to do handsprings too, until that last time
Knees: yeah fuck you for that, by the way
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me: wow I'm writing good stuff in this novel tonight, I think I'll just keep on trucking
My brain: dude it's 11pm and we're old, wrap it up
Me: come on I used to do all nighters all the time
Brain: you used to do handsprings too, until that last time
Knees: yeah fuck you for that, by the way
My brain: dude it's 11pm and we're old, wrap it up
Me: come on I used to do all nighters all the time
Brain: you used to do handsprings too, until that last time
Knees: yeah fuck you for that, by the way
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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
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spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
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imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
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Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
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The Old Testament? I think you mean The Great Begatsby
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
The Old Testament? I think you mean The Great Begatsby
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Apart from Bluesky I only have Instagram. And I can’t delete that account because I like watching cats attack Roombas waaaay too much
December 11, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Apart from Bluesky I only have Instagram. And I can’t delete that account because I like watching cats attack Roombas waaaay too much
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Here are my book recommendations for the new year:
Read the books you already bought.
Read the books you already bought.
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Here are my book recommendations for the new year:
Read the books you already bought.
Read the books you already bought.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
The only choice for Brisbane 2032 mascot.
Australian white ibis with mud on its beak. This one has been digging deep.
Coffs Harbour, NSW
#birds #ausbirds #ozwildlife
Coffs Harbour, NSW
#birds #ausbirds #ozwildlife
December 10, 2024 at 2:19 AM
The only choice for Brisbane 2032 mascot.
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The Queensland Reds have signed former All Black loose head prop, Aidan Ross, on a contract stating from July 2025 through 2027. The kicker is that he becomes Aussie eligible at that time (mid next year). Great signing.
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
The Queensland Reds have signed former All Black loose head prop, Aidan Ross, on a contract stating from July 2025 through 2027. The kicker is that he becomes Aussie eligible at that time (mid next year). Great signing.
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
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Fun fact about the communist looking statue of Polish Australian explorer Paweł Strzelecki in Jindabyne is that it is actually a real communist statue, donated by the Polish People’s Republic in 1988.
December 8, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Fun fact about the communist looking statue of Polish Australian explorer Paweł Strzelecki in Jindabyne is that it is actually a real communist statue, donated by the Polish People’s Republic in 1988.
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But how will they remember their heritage?
Assad statues are being toppled. People are dancing in the streets.
December 8, 2024 at 3:58 AM
But how will they remember their heritage?
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I mean it’s lovely meeting like minded people and having positive interactions on all sorts of things but I really miss being told I’m a stupid clueless leftard bitch who should fuck up and die
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I mean it’s lovely meeting like minded people and having positive interactions on all sorts of things but I really miss being told I’m a stupid clueless leftard bitch who should fuck up and die
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a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself
November 15, 2024 at 8:45 AM
a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself