i haven't seen any of the oscar movies this year, nor have i seen any movie ever made. i'm afraid that the people trapped inside the screen will be angry at me for not helping them escape; and once they are out i will be punished. anyway, here's how the awards validated an opinion i already had:

protect our children and their sensitive minds <3

Reminder, if you’ve ever watched an SSFF video you have likely watched a video co-edited or co-written by a trans person and probably featured original music made by a trans person.

And in no way will this stop.

Not to post Advice on main, but the Indiana Jones video game lets you grab an acoustic guitar, smash it on some fascists head then eat some biscotti and that feels a lot better than spinning out online

Funniest video game company of all time.

Comic art perfection, by Alex Krokus.

Fuck Meta.

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

Day one of ADHD medication at age 36 let’s goooooo (calmly and efficiently to send some emails and do laundry oh god is this what dopamine feels like?!)

I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name

Just started up a Pokémon Emerald Seaglass file based on @bb.wavelengths.online’s recommendation on @intothecast.bsky.social. Goddamn it, I felt the nostalgia wave in my TEETH. Can’t remember the last time I was this excited for a ROM hack.

if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it

Opening #PokemonTCGPocket in bed

In 1984, "party like it's 1999" was an double edged call to seek joy in the face of looming argmageddon

in 2024, "party like it's 1999" is an escapist dream of slipping the JNCOs back on and staying up all night playing Goldeneye while drinking hard ice tea and smoking a pack of Marlboro Lights

Okay, maybe I’m connecting dots that aren’t there to be, but am I supposed to only be seeing posts about birds in my default feed before the algorithm learns what I like? Are we all in on that? Is it a thing? A cheeky thing? Yeah?

Should I start trolling my own artist roster, yes or yes?