matt klinman
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Funny or Die's High Science: Stream on Max!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.
Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...
Finally getting paid to hate this company
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally getting paid to hate this company
if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingno...
EverythingNowShow - Twitch
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October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingno...
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i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2.
To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2.
To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
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A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
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The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
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your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!
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I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
This is an incredibly well done piece. I know a member of the family involved and I don't know how you can read it and not seethe with rage, particularly if you have someone vulnerable in your life that this could happen to.
Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...
Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...
A flirty Meta AI bot invited a retiree to meet. He never made it home.
Impaired by a stroke, a man fell for a Meta chatbot originally created with Kendall Jenner. His death spotlights Metaâs AI rules, which let bots tell falsehoods.
www.reuters.com
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is an incredibly well done piece. I know a member of the family involved and I don't know how you can read it and not seethe with rage, particularly if you have someone vulnerable in your life that this could happen to.
Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...
Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...
August 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment?
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
July 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment?
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
maybe this whole type of website is flawed and we should make fucking new ones
June 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
maybe this whole type of website is flawed and we should make fucking new ones
i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
May 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
Podded with Strauss and it's UNPAYWALLED. We talk ATTENTION DOLLARS and a grand solution to the Fin-Syn/ creator economy issues beguiling Hollywood and the internet.
Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
HoS: Matt Klinman
Podcast Episode · House of Strauss · 05/16/2025 · 1h 44m
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May 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Podded with Strauss and it's UNPAYWALLED. We talk ATTENTION DOLLARS and a grand solution to the Fin-Syn/ creator economy issues beguiling Hollywood and the internet.
Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
christ, i get it, the guy with no friends is in charge of friendship. but why does this loser’s perpetually delayed catharsis have to keep impacting MY life
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
christ, i get it, the guy with no friends is in charge of friendship. but why does this loser’s perpetually delayed catharsis have to keep impacting MY life
At some point someone will point out that movie studios ARE putting tons of money into marketing movies to you, but maybe, just maybe the black box social platforms and digital ad auctions they dump money on simply lie to them about who sees the ads.
April 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At some point someone will point out that movie studios ARE putting tons of money into marketing movies to you, but maybe, just maybe the black box social platforms and digital ad auctions they dump money on simply lie to them about who sees the ads.
new hero Sarah Wynn-Williams is testifying before a senate committee right now. a rare chance for a bi-partisan smashing of facebook.
www.judiciary.senate.gov/committee-ac...
www.judiciary.senate.gov/committee-ac...
A Time for Truth: Oversight of Meta’s Foreign Relations and Representations to the United States Congress | United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary
United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary
www.judiciary.senate.gov
April 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
new hero Sarah Wynn-Williams is testifying before a senate committee right now. a rare chance for a bi-partisan smashing of facebook.
www.judiciary.senate.gov/committee-ac...
www.judiciary.senate.gov/committee-ac...
you live in a home but bosses live in lairs. when your boss works from home that's work from lair
April 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you live in a home but bosses live in lairs. when your boss works from home that's work from lair
hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
Seems increasingly like the road to hell is actually paved with things that obviously lead to hell
Meta's strategy of "anything goes" on Instagram is simply not going to work. We've found dozens of accounts where people are stealing videos of women, face swapping AI images of women with Down Syndrome onto them, and creating OnlyFans to sell AI nudes of them
www.404media.co/people-are-u...
www.404media.co/people-are-u...
People Are Using AI to Create Influencers With Down Syndrome Who Sell Nudes
Instagram’s unwillingness to moderate AI-generated content finds a new low.
www.404media.co
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Seems increasingly like the road to hell is actually paved with things that obviously lead to hell