matt klinman
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Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...
Finally getting paid to hate this company
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally getting paid to hate this company
You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
August 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment?
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
July 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment?
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world
i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
May 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...
anyway tl;dr of the hearing
April 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
anyway tl;dr of the hearing
had to snag the truly dramatic moment when she discusses how she can get docked 50k for any statement she says against Facebook or anything a senator or their aides might say.
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
had to snag the truly dramatic moment when she discusses how she can get docked 50k for any statement she says against Facebook or anything a senator or their aides might say.
PLUS it ends with the white hot implication that Meta does AI research open source as a backdoor way to funnel it to China in exchange for China continuing to be Meta's 2nd largest source of ad revenue!
When you die from a Chinese face targeted drone it will be because of Mark!
Pick it up today!
When you die from a Chinese face targeted drone it will be because of Mark!
Pick it up today!
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
PLUS it ends with the white hot implication that Meta does AI research open source as a backdoor way to funnel it to China in exchange for China continuing to be Meta's 2nd largest source of ad revenue!
When you die from a Chinese face targeted drone it will be because of Mark!
Pick it up today!
When you die from a Chinese face targeted drone it will be because of Mark!
Pick it up today!
All lingering questions if they are evil or stupid are finally answered!
AND a whole pivot point revolves around the author beating Mark at Settlers of Catan where he accuses her of cheating because she's the first person to ever not just let him win!
It's like the book is pandering just to me!
AND a whole pivot point revolves around the author beating Mark at Settlers of Catan where he accuses her of cheating because she's the first person to ever not just let him win!
It's like the book is pandering just to me!
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
All lingering questions if they are evil or stupid are finally answered!
AND a whole pivot point revolves around the author beating Mark at Settlers of Catan where he accuses her of cheating because she's the first person to ever not just let him win!
It's like the book is pandering just to me!
AND a whole pivot point revolves around the author beating Mark at Settlers of Catan where he accuses her of cheating because she's the first person to ever not just let him win!
It's like the book is pandering just to me!
hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules!
At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!
i know its like “that’s the internet” but shouldnt this fake ai-gen shit i keep seeing be like illegal by truth in advertising laws? and maybe i’m a snob but shouldnt slop like this not be in the nytimes?
December 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
i know its like “that’s the internet” but shouldnt this fake ai-gen shit i keep seeing be like illegal by truth in advertising laws? and maybe i’m a snob but shouldnt slop like this not be in the nytimes?
i have a toddler so hot wheels are a big part of my life now. i'm pretty into this pre-crushed art car he picked up. not sure who took a leap on this concept but it's great. when my friends and i talk about cool things we saw recently i keep finding myself wanting to recommend this toy car
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
i have a toddler so hot wheels are a big part of my life now. i'm pretty into this pre-crushed art car he picked up. not sure who took a leap on this concept but it's great. when my friends and i talk about cool things we saw recently i keep finding myself wanting to recommend this toy car
realizing my children will never gaze at my parents shower drain and wonder what it would be like to LAN with the sewer
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
realizing my children will never gaze at my parents shower drain and wonder what it would be like to LAN with the sewer
wednesday night, time to sterilize my toilet paper for the rest of the week
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
wednesday night, time to sterilize my toilet paper for the rest of the week
Finally I dug back to find the notes from the meeting when we came up with one of my favorite beats: The Unmanned Robot Barge
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Finally I dug back to find the notes from the meeting when we came up with one of my favorite beats: The Unmanned Robot Barge
Kids Say They Are Not Being Abused
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Kids Say They Are Not Being Abused
Smart Pipe Mall Demonstration
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Smart Pipe Mall Demonstration
Smart Pipe Detects A Rat
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Smart Pipe Detects A Rat
Nazi's Use Smart Pipe
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Nazi's Use Smart Pipe
Happy 10 Year Anniversary to Smart Pipe, the Adult Swim Infomercial for a fake smart toilet that once a year someone tries to make real!
Since it's a been a decade and the statute of limitations is up, I figured I'd dig back and post some of the jokes we liked but cut for one reason or another.
Since it's a been a decade and the statute of limitations is up, I figured I'd dig back and post some of the jokes we liked but cut for one reason or another.
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Happy 10 Year Anniversary to Smart Pipe, the Adult Swim Infomercial for a fake smart toilet that once a year someone tries to make real!
Since it's a been a decade and the statute of limitations is up, I figured I'd dig back and post some of the jokes we liked but cut for one reason or another.
Since it's a been a decade and the statute of limitations is up, I figured I'd dig back and post some of the jokes we liked but cut for one reason or another.
Fish? Does this website like fish?
November 9, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Fish? Does this website like fish?