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matt klinman
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Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
they’re calling her the bravest poster alive
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
raising children in the Liminal Space
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Agree, but isn’t it already?

I think the key is diminishing these platforms substantially as far as the amount of time, attention and resources they get.

They are an organ in the body of the internet, essential and provide an important function but if your body became 90% kidney you’re fucked.
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My crazy idea is social media should make income from referral links to other websites that are monetized through ads, subscriptions or purchases.

This alligns incentives so social is subservient to the open web and primarily for jokin and sharing and linking to places that actually make things.
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
yeah i think that's exactly it lol. but i'll any chance to watch sex house with a crowd!
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey! Nah, the Epstein doc was made by the very talented current Onion staff, but we’re all excited to see it next week (and stoked they are pairing with Sex House!)
September 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Link to the larger piece open.substack.com/pub/houseofs...
Why Jimmy Kimmel Was Cancelled
A backroom battle leads to a culture war scalp
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by matt klinman
your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Whoa whoa, I just make the Sexy Official Kendall Jenner robots, program them seduce stroke victims and children and then run billion dollar marketing campaigns to promote them. It's not my responsibility if you use it!"
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
looking close there is a (tiny) disclaimer saying that. but that could just be on all of them. there is no author given and the UI strongly implies it was posted by Anthropic. how can you actually tell or even know this one was?

(not trying to dispute, now criticizing the way Anthropic features)
July 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM