Mattie Steals
@mattiesteals.bsky.social
I don't know what I'm doing here
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Not kidding it's because they saw too many nazi memes on twitter about america dying because we eat tofu and there are gay people here or whatever
Fight and help win a world war.
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Not kidding it's because they saw too many nazi memes on twitter about america dying because we eat tofu and there are gay people here or whatever
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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This place is never beating the allegations.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This place is never beating the allegations.
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Does this mean if I need some money quick, I can sell my penis for $150k? I mean... with this economy I'm at least listening to the offer
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Does this mean if I need some money quick, I can sell my penis for $150k? I mean... with this economy I'm at least listening to the offer
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Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Good morning. Fuck AI. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Good morning. Fuck AI. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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No children were killed by the mRNA shots.
But the anti-vax leadership at FDA, NIH, and HHS will kill kids.
But the anti-vax leadership at FDA, NIH, and HHS will kill kids.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No children were killed by the mRNA shots.
But the anti-vax leadership at FDA, NIH, and HHS will kill kids.
But the anti-vax leadership at FDA, NIH, and HHS will kill kids.
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Sorry to my zero fans out there but I've had to get a few kids ready and myself so no skeeting for a bit. Hope I didn't miss anything crazy #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sorry to my zero fans out there but I've had to get a few kids ready and myself so no skeeting for a bit. Hope I didn't miss anything crazy #macysparade
Going straight from a Native American production to an ad for RAM trucks. Have to balance things out for their audience #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Going straight from a Native American production to an ad for RAM trucks. Have to balance things out for their audience #macysparade
Ok this Conan Gray guy might be rising up the ranks. I like his outfit #macysparade
Let's rank some Conans
1 - Conan the Librarian
2 - Arthur Conan Doyle
3 - Conan the Barbarian
4 - Conan IV, Duke of Brittany
5 - Conan OBrien
#macysparade
1 - Conan the Librarian
2 - Arthur Conan Doyle
3 - Conan the Barbarian
4 - Conan IV, Duke of Brittany
5 - Conan OBrien
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ok this Conan Gray guy might be rising up the ranks. I like his outfit #macysparade
Are all the animals at the Bronx zoo this sexy? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Are all the animals at the Bronx zoo this sexy? #macysparade
Where's the only good gabby cat?! DJ CatNip? He also wasn't in stranger things season 5 ep1 #disappointed #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Where's the only good gabby cat?! DJ CatNip? He also wasn't in stranger things season 5 ep1 #disappointed #macysparade
Did not expect 57 yr old Shaggy out here singing all his hits. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Did not expect 57 yr old Shaggy out here singing all his hits. #macysparade
A lot of college bands this year. Where are the high schools? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A lot of college bands this year. Where are the high schools? #macysparade
My wife just asked if the carpet matches the drapes for the jolly green giant. Anyone have any insight here? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My wife just asked if the carpet matches the drapes for the jolly green giant. Anyone have any insight here? #macysparade
How does one get selected for the Macy's marching band? Are they just Macy's employees? Like a sign up sheet jist floats around the office every year? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
How does one get selected for the Macy's marching band? Are they just Macy's employees? Like a sign up sheet jist floats around the office every year? #macysparade