Matthew Anderson
@mattiainand.co.uk
Entirely too committed to the bit.
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
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It looks like Azure, in a presumed attempt at AWS feature parity, has decided to have an outage today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It looks like Azure, in a presumed attempt at AWS feature parity, has decided to have an outage today.
As an IT pro, I truly believe LLMs a have the potential to 125x any industry.
5x dumber, 5x faster, 5x more expensive
5x dumber, 5x faster, 5x more expensive
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As an IT pro, I truly believe LLMs a have the potential to 125x any industry.
5x dumber, 5x faster, 5x more expensive
5x dumber, 5x faster, 5x more expensive
"Beak, mostly, and has a big dick." - T. Roosevelt, probably
September 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"Beak, mostly, and has a big dick." - T. Roosevelt, probably
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
September 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
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using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair
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wait did I really never post this one
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
wait did I really never post this one
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
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do you wanna be a trans ally or not hufflecunt
May 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
do you wanna be a trans ally or not hufflecunt
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“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
Read the safety card, time for the episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social that I've been saving for this flight...
July 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Read the safety card, time for the episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social that I've been saving for this flight...
Lord help me, I think I'm going to need to learn another Python GUI framework
July 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lord help me, I think I'm going to need to learn another Python GUI framework
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Why’s it called A Grand Day Out and not Projectile Gromit?
June 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why’s it called A Grand Day Out and not Projectile Gromit?
Truly no greater feeling than hurrying through the airport, maximally stressed, to take your seat and then be told you'll be taking off an hour late.
June 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Truly no greater feeling than hurrying through the airport, maximally stressed, to take your seat and then be told you'll be taking off an hour late.
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he gave them all the ick before turning the ick on himself
May 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
he gave them all the ick before turning the ick on himself
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Good grief. It's so hot in London today that you could put an egg on the pavement.
April 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good grief. It's so hot in London today that you could put an egg on the pavement.
Love driving through Perthshire - lovely views, farm animals, and every now and then you'll see a sign for a place called something like "Findo Gask"
April 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Love driving through Perthshire - lovely views, farm animals, and every now and then you'll see a sign for a place called something like "Findo Gask"
I put more consideration into if I'll buy a meal-deal than billionaires will put into a first-class hop across the Atlantic. #EatTheRich
April 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I put more consideration into if I'll buy a meal-deal than billionaires will put into a first-class hop across the Atlantic. #EatTheRich
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RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
March 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
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SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
February 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.