Matthew Williams
@mattheww1991.bsky.social
Loves reading, writing, socialising, playing video games, and supporting Aston Villa. Big forehead.
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Naming your film after one Mario game and having an extended sequence from another has to be illegal in some way. Someone's got to do time for this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Naming your film after one Mario game and having an extended sequence from another has to be illegal in some way. Someone's got to do time for this.
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don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
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I dunno, I just don't think this new NPC character in Metroid Prime 4 feels in keeping with the spirit of the series
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I dunno, I just don't think this new NPC character in Metroid Prime 4 feels in keeping with the spirit of the series
I don't know why people are complaining, that Prime 4 dialogue seems pretty on par with the series tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don't know why people are complaining, that Prime 4 dialogue seems pretty on par with the series tbh.
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very excited for prime 4. one thing i always felt was lacking in my favourite metroid games was absolutely dreadful, action-film dialogue from a squad of american soldiers.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
very excited for prime 4. one thing i always felt was lacking in my favourite metroid games was absolutely dreadful, action-film dialogue from a squad of american soldiers.
God I really hope they haven't ballsed Prime 4 up, so excited for it but some of the stuff in this trailer and the previews has me nervous. youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs?...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition — Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
God I really hope they haven't ballsed Prime 4 up, so excited for it but some of the stuff in this trailer and the previews has me nervous. youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs?...
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These are still up, currently limply hanging on the lampposts plastered by the rain. Why does my area have to be so weird about this. www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2561885...
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
These are still up, currently limply hanging on the lampposts plastered by the rain. Why does my area have to be so weird about this. www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2561885...
He's getting on the blower to Piers Morgan as we speak.
Cristiano Ronaldo has been sent off against Republic of Ireland.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He's getting on the blower to Piers Morgan as we speak.
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“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
Dead rubber I know, but there's so many empty seats at Wembley.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dead rubber I know, but there's so many empty seats at Wembley.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Nothing worse than seeing a funny tweet, seeing the account is on BlueSky, then realising they have not deigned to share here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothing worse than seeing a funny tweet, seeing the account is on BlueSky, then realising they have not deigned to share here.
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Was in a house share that included a French girl from Paris at the time. I still remember the shock she was in as the news came through. Thankfully her family were all fine, but that was a long night.
France commemorates victims of Paris attacks 10 years on – in pictures
France commemorates victims of Paris attacks 10 years on – in pictures
France pays tribute to the 130 people killed during a rampage by Islamic State gunmen and suicide bombers targeting cafes, restaurants and the Bataclan concert hall. The attacks were the deadliest on French soil since the second world war, prompting emergency security measures, many of which are now embedded in law
Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Was in a house share that included a French girl from Paris at the time. I still remember the shock she was in as the news came through. Thankfully her family were all fine, but that was a long night.
I ended up spending quite a while playing yesterday, think it's clicked with me this time. 🤠
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I ended up spending quite a while playing yesterday, think it's clicked with me this time. 🤠
Already got one of those 'Steam Machines' you're all talking about.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Already got one of those 'Steam Machines' you're all talking about.
'Zulus, thousands of them! Advancing on our, the British Army's, position at this, Rorke's Drift, during the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879!'
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
The voices of the Oscar-winning actors can now be used to create AI-generated versions in a new deal with ElevenLabs
Oscar-winning actors Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine have both signed a deal with the AI audio company ElevenLabs.
The New York-based company can now create AI-generated versions of their voices as part of a bid to solve a “key ethical challenge” in the artificial intelligence industry’s alliance with Hollywood. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
'Zulus, thousands of them! Advancing on our, the British Army's, position at this, Rorke's Drift, during the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879!'
Me: Things are rough man, I just need a sign things are going to get better.
Life:
Life:
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me: Things are rough man, I just need a sign things are going to get better.
Life:
Life:
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It's... fine, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's... fine, I guess.
Day off and it's absolutely bucketing outside, so now I have the tough choice: give Red Dead Redemption 2 another shot or start Baldur's Gate 3?
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Day off and it's absolutely bucketing outside, so now I have the tough choice: give Red Dead Redemption 2 another shot or start Baldur's Gate 3?
Me after two beers
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me after two beers