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Joe Dillon
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The same one from twitter only less so.
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broccoli out scrumpin'
lady runcie campbell
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
must be something about wearing hi-vis gear that makes you want to drink a wee pint of milk
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Slime City Jeff Grubb
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it's crismas
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
don't climb? then why did you paint it yellow?!
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hoping this £1.50 hotdog will offset the stress of saturday costco
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
still my favourite of all the cheeky-chappie ways to close out a round with dee jay

:JIMJAPE:
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
very excited for prime 4. one thing i always felt was lacking in my favourite metroid games was absolutely dreadful, action-film dialogue from a squad of american soldiers.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
no
any good bakeries in deptford (down in that london)?
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
wasn't too bothered about seeing the running man until i heard bits of it are in the savoy centre
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
was walking the dog in a wee lane nearby and saw some cyclists up ahead so stood aside for them to pass. There were 82 of them.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
more time has passed since the release of super mario bros
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wanna feel old? Why?
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Joe Dillon
*Big hair metal stadium rock voice*

"HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!"

👩‍🎤
/// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\
👥👥👤👥👥👥👤👤👥👥👤👥
February 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
any yous hud it up tae high doh
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this but a tree just fell in the woods
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Joe Dillon
The lamp shadow in this coffee shop makes it look like Galactus is looming in this picture.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
getting a train to london on friday and it feels like the news is pulling some truman show shit to change my mind
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Watching The Terrifier for the first time tonight but his maw forgot to pack pyjamas.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They are sending me to a prison for combining Mr Naga with Pickled Onion Monster Munch mayonnaise.
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
PS5 has started randomly shutting off again. Very frustrating machine.
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Coatbrig' High
Never die
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
downloaded fortnite to see simpsons feel old and bewildered then delete
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
you've to give your wee cousin a shot of the computer
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Edgar Allan Poe's The Oblong Box aka The Cheeky, Nosey Bastard
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM