Joe Dillon
@joffocakes.bsky.social
The same one from twitter only less so.
Glasgow, Scotland.
Glasgow, Scotland.
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Happy Valentine's Day from Broccoli
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Happy Valentine's Day from Broccoli
yoda bein' a cheeky wee prick
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
yoda bein' a cheeky wee prick
what's your favourite rocher? mine is ferrero
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
what's your favourite rocher? mine is ferrero
where's the light kick button?
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
where's the light kick button?
men only want one thing and it's [eshop credit]
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
men only want one thing and it's [eshop credit]
the guy from grandaddy loves taskmaster, keeps going on about it
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
the guy from grandaddy loves taskmaster, keeps going on about it
when is the government going to do something about the ai dogs on instagram
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
when is the government going to do something about the ai dogs on instagram
who up accumulating they soul dregs
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
who up accumulating they soul dregs
Thanks Pauline however I, 42, think you should find someone closer to your own age.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Thanks Pauline however I, 42, think you should find someone closer to your own age.
can't believe I ate a downvote for this
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
can't believe I ate a downvote for this
scampi fries gratin
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
scampi fries gratin
standing at the lights to cross the road with a load of women who just got out of church and I can see they've not pressed the button but I don't wanna be the one who huffs over and presses the button I hope one of them huffs over and presses the button its been four minutes
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
standing at the lights to cross the road with a load of women who just got out of church and I can see they've not pressed the button but I don't wanna be the one who huffs over and presses the button I hope one of them huffs over and presses the button its been four minutes
who up sellin' they takanaka ticket
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
who up sellin' they takanaka ticket
who up riling they dog
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
who up riling they dog
release the exstream files
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
release the exstream files
popped into this pup after work and came out looking like goro from mortal kombat
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
popped into this pup after work and came out looking like goro from mortal kombat
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February 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
the function cannot be performed because the message has been changed
who up washin they unc
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
who up washin they unc
Reposted by Joe Dillon
Pretty good
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Pretty good
only just clicked that Hugh Morris is a pun
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
only just clicked that Hugh Morris is a pun
why not treat yourself to a wee shot on the computer
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
why not treat yourself to a wee shot on the computer
bbq chicken skoors
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
bbq chicken skoors
Unlocked every colour for the current Master Phase of Street Fighter 6. That's getting all 28 characters to Master Rank then playing 100 further matches with each on them.
Here's what I learned in the process:
Here's what I learned in the process:
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Unlocked every colour for the current Master Phase of Street Fighter 6. That's getting all 28 characters to Master Rank then playing 100 further matches with each on them.
Here's what I learned in the process:
Here's what I learned in the process:
My toxic trait is that I deal 2.5% of a victim's maximum health as damage per second, or an amount per second equivalent to my overall damage stat, whichever is greater.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
My toxic trait is that I deal 2.5% of a victim's maximum health as damage per second, or an amount per second equivalent to my overall damage stat, whichever is greater.