Joe Dillon
@joffocakes.bsky.social
The same one from twitter only less so.
Glasgow, Scotland.
Glasgow, Scotland.
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can't believe I ate a downvote for this
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
can't believe I ate a downvote for this
scampi fries gratin
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
scampi fries gratin
standing at the lights to cross the road with a load of women who just got out of church and I can see they've not pressed the button but I don't wanna be the one who huffs over and presses the button I hope one of them huffs over and presses the button its been four minutes
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
standing at the lights to cross the road with a load of women who just got out of church and I can see they've not pressed the button but I don't wanna be the one who huffs over and presses the button I hope one of them huffs over and presses the button its been four minutes
who up sellin' they takanaka ticket
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
who up sellin' they takanaka ticket
who up riling they dog
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
who up riling they dog
release the exstream files
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
release the exstream files
popped into this pup after work and came out looking like goro from mortal kombat
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
popped into this pup after work and came out looking like goro from mortal kombat
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February 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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who up washin they unc
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
who up washin they unc
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Pretty good
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Pretty good
only just clicked that Hugh Morris is a pun
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
only just clicked that Hugh Morris is a pun
why not treat yourself to a wee shot on the computer
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
why not treat yourself to a wee shot on the computer
bbq chicken skoors
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
bbq chicken skoors
Unlocked every colour for the current Master Phase of Street Fighter 6. That's getting all 28 characters to Master Rank then playing 100 further matches with each on them.
Here's what I learned in the process:
Here's what I learned in the process:
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Unlocked every colour for the current Master Phase of Street Fighter 6. That's getting all 28 characters to Master Rank then playing 100 further matches with each on them.
Here's what I learned in the process:
Here's what I learned in the process:
My toxic trait is that I deal 2.5% of a victim's maximum health as damage per second, or an amount per second equivalent to my overall damage stat, whichever is greater.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
My toxic trait is that I deal 2.5% of a victim's maximum health as damage per second, or an amount per second equivalent to my overall damage stat, whichever is greater.
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saying "oh my god they're so young in this!" any time there's a child in a film
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
saying "oh my god they're so young in this!" any time there's a child in a film
this is how I found out
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this is how I found out
apologies, forgot to update:
no stream tonight
no stream tonight
@joffocakes.bsky.social Any stream tonight?
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
apologies, forgot to update:
no stream tonight
no stream tonight
listening to ventura highway for my men's mental health
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
listening to ventura highway for my men's mental health
why not treat yourself to a slice of ham from the packet
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
why not treat yourself to a slice of ham from the packet
time to play some scottish oompa loompa elena
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
time to play some scottish oompa loompa elena
Note: rue scotsmen.
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Note: rue scotsmen.
hell yeah 2nd place
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
hell yeah 2nd place
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I just tried some jalapeño poppers but, if anything, they actually made anal sex MORE uncomfortable.
February 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I just tried some jalapeño poppers but, if anything, they actually made anal sex MORE uncomfortable.
this my emotional support one more game of balatro
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
this my emotional support one more game of balatro