Joe Dillon
@joffocakes.bsky.social
The same one from twitter only less so.
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alan cumming stop going on about shakespeare
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
alan cumming stop going on about shakespeare
these really do taste a lot like egg, for better or worse (worse)
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
these really do taste a lot like egg, for better or worse (worse)
you sir win the intranet for today
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you sir win the intranet for today
who up folding they queries?
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
who up folding they queries?
sharepoint does this thing where it moves subfolders it thinks I want to access next to the top of the list and it freaks me out every time
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
sharepoint does this thing where it moves subfolders it thinks I want to access next to the top of the list and it freaks me out every time
got a massive bag of coffee beans from costco to save a few quid so of course it is absolutely honkin like supping on a wet ashtray now every morning is bitter punishment but damn such value
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
got a massive bag of coffee beans from costco to save a few quid so of course it is absolutely honkin like supping on a wet ashtray now every morning is bitter punishment but damn such value
Another 11pm dinner. He can't keep getting away with this!
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Another 11pm dinner. He can't keep getting away with this!
sighing heavily before begrudgingly typing some fresh nonsense into know your meme dot com
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
sighing heavily before begrudgingly typing some fresh nonsense into know your meme dot com
who decided curry and beer go well together they are wrong
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
who decided curry and beer go well together they are wrong
another midnight dinner
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
another midnight dinner
he doesn't know that the trains are cancelled
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
he doesn't know that the trains are cancelled
yer da doubleclicks hyperlinks
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
yer da doubleclicks hyperlinks
my favourite half life 2 memory is watching a pal play through it for the first time who, after Barney's toss of the iconic crowbar, said "a fuckin' crowbar?!"
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
my favourite half life 2 memory is watching a pal play through it for the first time who, after Barney's toss of the iconic crowbar, said "a fuckin' crowbar?!"
It's a bittersweet victory for Scotland because Peacock's Ice Cream is closed on Tuesdays.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's a bittersweet victory for Scotland because Peacock's Ice Cream is closed on Tuesdays.
anyway good thing I've been practicing my scottish accent
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
anyway good thing I've been practicing my scottish accent
My Scotland world cup memory is setting up CPU vs CPU matches in FIFA Road To World Cup 98 on the N64 and telling my stepdad that Ally McCoist scores a hat trick in the first match and he just said "Ally McCoist's no in it". Didn't bother watching the world cup after that.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My Scotland world cup memory is setting up CPU vs CPU matches in FIFA Road To World Cup 98 on the N64 and telling my stepdad that Ally McCoist scores a hat trick in the first match and he just said "Ally McCoist's no in it". Didn't bother watching the world cup after that.
Nintendo World Cup ass goal. Adidas Power Soccer mfer.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Nintendo World Cup ass goal. Adidas Power Soccer mfer.
Listening to someone's playlist of Hamilton in German with a bonus jumpscare
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Listening to someone's playlist of Hamilton in German with a bonus jumpscare
reduced my weetabix portion from 5 bix to 4 however I've started using custard instead of milk
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
reduced my weetabix portion from 5 bix to 4 however I've started using custard instead of milk
Watching Alan Cumming on Traitors US so I can copy his accent and ask "do I sound scottish?"
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Watching Alan Cumming on Traitors US so I can copy his accent and ask "do I sound scottish?"
Someone tugs on my pullstring:
"There's actually another dog called Broccoli in the south side of Glasgow!"
"There's actually another dog called Broccoli in the south side of Glasgow!"
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Someone tugs on my pullstring:
"There's actually another dog called Broccoli in the south side of Glasgow!"
"There's actually another dog called Broccoli in the south side of Glasgow!"
Shit just got real/Shit: just ScotRail. Is this anything?
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Shit just got real/Shit: just ScotRail. Is this anything?
lady runcie campbell
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lady runcie campbell